Jase: Sometimes, being good looking, like, it’s kind of a curse, some things.
Holly: Like, people just judge me not on my personality, or being a nice person. They judge me on the way I look.
Jase: Like, we all get that.
Holly: It just really bothers me. Like, I bet you if I had a different hair color, and I came on this show, it’d be a different story. How 'bout you? Or if I didn’t dress the way I dress, or just came in more like, just like, wore glasses and maybe had black hair in a bun, and like dressed different, I think it would be a different story. I totally do, um…
Jase: It’s way better to be, I mean, good looking because it obviously gets you far in life, but sometimes you’re just stereotyped or…
Scott: Chicks always have hard times 'cause they prejudge me.
Holly: I give people the benefit of the doubt, and they never give me the benefit of the doubt. Ever.
Jase: A lot of times, the girls will be like, you know what, I thought when I first met you, you’d be just dumb as hell and like, good to look at.
Scott: I always get that, dude. Big cocky jock.
Holly: Sucks. Really sucks.
See, for one thing, you are not the best looking people in the house. I know this because Holly, you look like Macaulay Culkin. Plus, my wife told me (and every woman in the house with you has said) that Drew is the best looking guy. Plus, he’s decent and is thankfully oblivious to the kind of crap you’re fretting about. You. People. Piss me off. Scott, you ARE a big cocky jock. You spelled cheese, “CHEESSE”. Jase, you look like a yellow headed Don King, with that spikey shit sticking out of your do-rag. And Holly, I’d rather listen to bagpipes than your voice. Okay, that one’s a toss-up, but still…
Do people who think they’re beautiful really talk like that when no one else is around? I mean, I hang out with smart people, and we don’t sit around talking about how smart we are. We talk about how smart other people are, and how we admire them, like Stephen Hawking or Ken Jennings. Do olympic atheletes sit around and talk this way? “Oh, I hate my finely toned physique because nobody takes me seriously.” Or “I bet if I had a gimpy leg, people would treat me different.”
You are three pathetic jackasses.