I mean, come on! For the love of God. I have been here for over six months, accounted for almost 1300 posts, and I just find out that I’m not a REAL Doper because I’ve never been flamed. I don’t ask for much. I want to be drug into the Pit and beaten senseless. You applefuckers don’t know a golden opportunity when you see one. You high and mighty pricks should know by now that I’m thoroughly full of shit. And yet you cockgobblers do nothing to call me on it. Come on! I am an easy target. So go ahead. Lay into me, if you feel you can. Assholes.
Why do you look to us to fulfill your masochistic fantasies? I have to imagine from the numbing sophistry of your posts that you are no stranger to contempt and ridicule. The fact that you seek more is either an example of unfortunate lower functioning, or you are simply the type of guy who would indulge in auto-testicular bondage and clamp his yarbles in a bench vice ‘just to see what happened’.
It does not work this way. You already know that. You have to be called to the Pit by someone, you can’t call yourself nor can you purposely ask for flames.
Now you see why you are still considered a newbie!
First Ask Superdude, then your little cutesy what-ever-happened-to-emailing flirt with Tattva and now this thread? And I’d bet good money on this turning into yet another flirt-fest. A big fat hairy “what-fucking-ever”.
{{{SUPERDUDE}}} I know how you feel. I too have been here a LOOOONG time and never had my own pit thread. Maybe we can start a non-flamed support group?
Well Superdouche, you never answered my question in the ‘Ask Superdouche’ thread. What kind of fucking asshole starts a ‘Ask the…’ thread and doesn’t answer a motherfucking question?
Hey, here’s a novel idea…why don’t you finish the thread you started before you go starting another one?
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