I think you’re a pretty cool dude, even though I’ve never met you and am a short-timer here.
Stay the way you are, man.
Fuckin’ losers from Kentucky.
I’d just like to point out, once again, that I’m not from the cousin-fucking backwater state. Hell, I don’t even like these idiots!
Alright, you want someone to flame you. I’LL do it. Some Emailslut you are, Superdon’twanttoemailfolksdud. You’re the one who started the whole thing, whining about how you never get enough quality email. And yet, I really can’t recall the last time I had an email from you. You want to get back on the road to regaining my respect? Get yo’ non-slutty ass to yo’ email account and send me a goddamn email.
Ahhh. How was that? 
Losers from WHERE??? Hey now, you’re hitting mighty close to home!
OOOO, he’s been around for 6 whole months and never gotten flamed. Nothing like an old timer!
If this is true, then I must be a real doper. I’ve been called to the Pit by someone, and I’m still pushed aside sniffles not that I care or anything…much.
Pay attention to meeeee! 
Pssst, Superdude; meet me over here. Your wildest fantasies (or perhaps not) fulfilled!
[sub]Just have a sensa humour, 'kay?[/sub]
You’re asking what’s wrong with us? You obviously haven’t visited the Pit often enough if youdon’t know the answer to that one by now…every 5th thread tells us exactly what’s wrong with us (in excruciating, 5 page detail).
I tried this once…
I needed some insults to hurl at Tommy Two-Ties when he was being a particularly stubborn little bitch, so I started a thread called “Flame ME, Dammit”… or something like that.
Bad idea!
I had to beg Lynn to close it for me because I was absolutely dying of embarassment!!
Good luck, SuperDude!
(Fuckface!)
You’d feel better by having a thread pointing out what a shitlicker you are?
Me, I’d rather see a thread saying what a brilliant poster I was…
Perhaps you haven’t been flamed because you’re so bland as to not stick out in anyone’s mind?
Fortunately, the “spray pheromones all over the system” tack seems to be working beautifully. From all appearances, you’re doing a fine job of making a lot of people think you’re not worth talking to…and being not worth talking to is either your first step to an actual Pit thread, or your first step toward finding a more appropriate place to try to fuck some internet chick.
Of course, I could be wrong. It’s happened before.
Ya know it kinda makes you wonder with some of these people of you told them they had to walk out in front of a Mack truck to be a true Doper how many would do it?
You know, I found this hilarious.
Personally, the one Pit thread that has ever been mine I appreciated. But that didn’t happen until I had been here nearly a year…
I beg your pardon!
You gotta go to Ohio to find a REAL asshole.
Superdude you’re not making the home state proud. Do us all a favor and move away.
(Just tryin’ to help ya out, bud.)
::turning to face camera::
This just in: In a tragic turn of events related to a desperate grab for attention on a message baord, The Baby Jesus has drown in his own tears.
And now to the weather.
Once again Ellen demonstrates her wit and intelligence, and why she’s on Cranky’s List of Favorites.
Sitting pretty in Michigan, farting to the south,
Cranky
Hey! What’d I ever do to you? Never mind, I’ll go find something to do that’ll fulfill your prophecy.
::off to edit some of Ellen’s posts.::
Edited to remove the goddamned smilies. Fuck.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 10-04-2001 at 11:56 AM]
Thanks, but I AM making my home state proud. I’m actually FROM Indiana. I just LIVE in Kentucky.
Yes, yes, Indiana. Well known for…WTF is Indiana known for again?
Oh, and Ellen, dear, just stick to your “masturbation is exercise” theory, “Manslick Road” and mechanical producers of female sexual arousal and leave this to those that aren’t so obviously sex-obsessed, okay?
Cranky, Cranky, Cranky after all this time, I thought you knew: Ohioans are used to the smell of shit coming down from AnnArbor.
I believe it’s the wall-to-wall corn.