Superdude, you missed the clause in the Becoming a REAL Doper manual that reads (Appendix D, pg. 143):
Ouch! That’s rough. Sorry, SuperDouf…er, SuperDude. But keep trying to piss off everyone. You’ll get your turn in the Pit soon.
Lisa, who has had TWO Pit Threads aimed at her. ::Barney Fife sniff::