Excuse me but I am ignorant as I was raised in Japan and Hawaii. What is a clog boy? A boy from the Netherlands? A boy who likes clogs? Wears clogs? Likes Hollandaise?
OK … but I’m confiscating your Rush CDs for two weeks, young man.
Me, Me, Me - I want to hold him down! Not that I think he’d struggle or anything, but we might as well do this right 
Don’t let it happen again, you Euro-Putz…
Yer pal,
Satan
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Learn to spell “apologize” first, ya dike-poking bastard.
I’ve been waiting for an apology since Coldfire’s maligning of swiss soccer skills in the Euro 2000 thread.
Glad to see you suck it up and grovel for forgiveness, tulip man. But don’t do it again. :mad:
Yes, Clog Boy indicates the Dutch nationality in this case.
And dropzone: I was taught English in school, not American. Hence my correct spelling of the word “apologise” 
And Arnold: what the hell can we expect from a country where one of the teams is called “Grasshoppers” and another one is called “Servette”??
Oh Milo…Not the RUSH CD’s!!! You are too cruel!
Seven days without Geddy Lee makes one week…
::hee-hee::
That’s sneaky! Like crossing your fingers on a promise.
Unless you’re Canadian.
In that case, you still don’t get off the hook so easy!
Where were you exactly when Mel Gibson was fighting the British? Hiding in the woods, probably. For shame.
Sorry. Just noticed you were from the Lowlands.
That’s trouble enough. Always the finger stuck in the dike, etc.
So you get off this time, but it won’t help you on future spelling infractions.
Coldfire has his finger stuck in a dyke?
apology accepted Captain Nee…, oh wait sorry wrong time, whoops.
And dropzone: I was taught English in school, not American. Hence my correct spelling of the word "apologise"
That’s a hell of an apology. I’m not accepting it. You had better do better next time, windmill blower.
Coldfire! Do you mock me?! I challenge you to a duel!
Or Parchisi. Y’know, whatever.
All right, but just don’t let it happen again, okay?
You scared your sisters to death!
Hey, Coldy, don’t worry about it…
::gets totally new view of Clog Boy; leaves room promptly::
On second thought, g’head and worry. Continue. Whatever.
Sheesh, good thing your GF is relocating in Britain! Hear tell this sort of thing is traditional over there.
::walks off, shaking head::
We used to to call that “the woodshed”, but then we sorta adopted central heat.
Durned Yrypeeans; gettin’ up to all those shenanigans thet us beef-munchin’, glint-eyed Murrkins just call warmin’ up.
Veb
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–If you offer the challenge he gets to pick the weapons.
I recommend saliva.
Hey! Leave our money alone. We treasure it untill we too are forced to start using Euros. As can be seen, the Guilder banknotes are very pretty.
that in this thread, dominated by Coldfire, that the word “felching” has not been mentioned ONE TIME!
Not that I’m at all interested…