Really. I’m sorry, and it won’t happen again. Please, gimme a good spanking. I’ve been a bad Clog Boy 
I’ll forgive you, but I won’t spank you.
Ask little tiger for that, I’m sure she’ll help if you ask nicely enough.
You can’t fool me! You just want the spanking.
You do seem truly remorseful, and the damages were minimal, so, you’re forgiven. As for the spanking part, let me see if I can remove that damn rubber band and ball from the paddle.
Don’t tempt me, ClogBoy.
Well, okay. I’ll let you slide this time. Gotta buy me a beer, though.
Ah, c’mon Moosie. You know you want to…
Hey Mooster, time for some Canadian tag team lovin for him I’m thinking, “hands you a paddle”… left cheek or right cheek?
Right cheek, Sue.
Who wants to hold Coldie down?
I’m gonna get a Double Canuck Spanking? Pinch me, I think I’m dreaming!
If you make it over to Dublin you can buy me a pint to make up for it . Then I’ll hold you down and ruadh can spank you and John can join in if you want him to.
Apology not accepted! How dare you try to wheedle back into our good graces!
You should be banished to a cold country, whose average mean high is below sea level and where they need bulbs to grow flowers and even though you can smoke dope there you can’t and… and you have to wear wooden shoes… and… and live in a windmill!
Aw, ferget it. You can stay where you are.
Spanking is LEGAL in Clogland? ::shakes head in disgust:: Don’t these people have MORALS? And the Canadians, TOO? Sheesh.
Oh, great. My computer at home gets busted, at work I’m forced to actually work and what happens?? I miss all the fun. What did you do Coldfire?
In ClogLand, 't is Morality itself that’s illegal, SlippingFreckles.
Coldie, I hope you understand that this is for your own good, and that it will hurt me more than it will hurt you.
I’m not sure whatcha did, either, but in general, apologies suggest that you are going to reform. Therefore, apology not accepted. I like the unreconstructed Coldy
Sua
Somehow I don’t think anyone will have to “hold” him down. 
Swimming, we are Canadians hon, we have no morals, do join in, I just happen to have an extra paddle.
I think Coldie is simply applying the old dictum “'tis often easier to apologize than to get permission”. This apology is merely an advance on an impending atrocity. I sugest that all Dopers who are NOT Coldfire watch your back, er, backside.
Nuts…the tag line isn’t included when you quote a post…
Buddy Hackett is my favorite tag line.
Coldfire…you’re a bad monkey.
Sue and Moosie…forget the paddle…use something Canadian.
I’m sure you still have you government issued Beaver Tail Spanking device??? I’ve got mine.
Sending this at the speed of Buddy Hackett.