"What the hell did I just watch?" Weirdest stuff on Youtube

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I just watched a video on teledildonics (meaning remote control vibrating dildo software) with emacs that gets more intense the deeper your LISP parenthesis expressions are, and I’m very disturbed*… and I seriously can’t tell if it’s a joke or not. I assume the part about the eugenics is, but the rest? Can. Not Tell.

Mostly safe for work, except there’s a picture of a penis-shaped dildo and a fleshlight near the end – nothing too bad. I’ll two-click it just in case.
[noparse]Deldo - Vibration Control and Teledildonics Mode for Emacs - YouTube

So what’s the weirdest crap YOU’VE seen on youtube?

  • Might bit of hyperbole, but I am a little weirded out…
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when someone asks me for a weird YT video, this is always my first goto:

[noparse]- YouTube

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Teledildonics is my new favorite word.

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If I owned the world, every cable and satellite provider would have a channel that played this 24/7/365. Perhaps with appropriate seasonal adornments.

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I Feel Fantastic

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UFO PORNO!!!

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Anything by this guy.

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Love that guy. Uses computer animation in an interesting (although a bit disturbing) way.

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I do like Pickle Surprise.

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Looks like the work of cyriak.

ETA: who I now see was also mentioned in this thread. Yeah, that guy is brilliant. I’ve wasted hours playing some of his stuff over and over again. Some great music too.

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The ‘top comments’ to any of his videos crack me up every time.

“I thought my drink tasted funny…”

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Maybe not so weird as merely (!) impressive, Michael Moschen.

More Moschen

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might be NSFW

not safe for sanity, anyway

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Cows & Cows & Cows

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Very probably NSFW: Interior Semiotics. The real WTFery is about 4 minutes in.

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wtf

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If there was ever a thread where video links should be accompanied by descriptions, this is the one.

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My link features lots of cows.

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“I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.”
“Yes, sir.”
“Are you listening?”
“Yes, I am.”
“Teledildonics.”

I’m sure Mrs. Robinson would have backed him up on this.

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Post #12: Awesome juggler, juggling rubber balls against a contraption to make music.

Post #13: Comedy video about a guy turned on by young women dancing in a field… ends with a twist.

Post #14: Performance art piece. I don’t really get it. Attractive young woman doing… something. Eventually takes her shirt off, but she’s wearing a bra.