WHAT would be the world's worst super power? (As in super heroes)

In My Humble Opinion
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The Ovulator - Can make her eggs ovulate on command

The Accommodator - Can safely and pleasurably sexually accommodate any sized man from the smallest to the largest endowment

Dr. Curdle - Can instantly tell you how many days are left before the milk spoils

Crazy Lover - is wildly attractive to people with significant emotional problems

Energy Vampire - Listening to them complain and kvetch about their life induces a state of mental paralysis and a feeling that your life energy is being absorbed by bottomless black hole of emotional neediness.

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The ability to see through spaghetti.

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The Demonstrator - Politely explains various techniques, such as brushing teeth, installing wood siding, or filling out 401k withdrawal paperwork.

Señor Citizen - Keeps an eye out for you… the South-of-the-border way!

Doctor Maize - Can communicate with corn. Flies around in a giant corncob trying to thwart his arch-nemesis, Barley Boy.

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The ability to detect a worm in an apple from 100 metres away.

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the Aqua Teen Hunger Force seems relatively useless…

Frylock (the only one with real superpowers, so he may not qualify) the ability to shoot force-beams from his eyes, the ability to use his fries as a radar antenna

Meatwad; shapeshifting into useless forms (igloo, hot dog, bridge, Wayne Gretsky)

Master Shake; the ability to be a self-centered jerk

disclaimer, i do like ATHF, so this post is not meant to be mean, just realistic…

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The ability to sharpen pencils…

…with his mind!