My biker name is “Lurker” and its been that since the early 70s; because I tend to be everywhere but never in the middle of things. Even when riding in packs I tend to be out front as rabbit checking road conditions and situations or in the back doing sweep. So I’ll say it would probably be that. The only other one that springs to mind would be “Laughing Man” since I do laugh a lot and don’t take anything totally seriously.
Mine is Farmer on the Angle.
Cal’s approach would yield something like Mistletoe for me, which is pretty close to what my surname is, anyway. 
I thought it was Hummingbird!
I didn’t see the need to start a thread for this: a Bar-B-Q restaurant I frequent has this fun display near the check-in kiosk. My blues name is Boney Legs Bailey (I actually have great legs).
Many posts with beer.
My father was the great chief Ten Beers.
Eats Funny Food
Ten Points Under.
Refers to my IQ score.
I think I revealed this in a previous thread.
I had one from my long ago college days: Drinks with Two Fists
I dunno. My name literally means “Strong ruler who is John’s son.” That doesn’t really work like Dances With Wolves. Patrynomic names are really common.
My wife’s first name is, literally, “From Hadria (a town in Italy)” and the meaning of her last name is not easily discerned for sure but, still, it doesn’t scan well.
My name would unquestionably be “Forgets Many Things.”
I’d have thought yours would be “Puns with cats”.
Leaves three tracks in Snow
and in Coyote Latin, smarteus asseus
CalMeacham approach:
Lord of the Forest Meadow
Likely name:
Eats Too Much
Sits At Computer
or
Too Many Budgies
Per CalMeacham’s suggestion, irl name translates (roughly) to Respect/Affection for a Young Dog.
So.
Who’s a good boy???
Ooh… I meant to add that, when Dances with Wolves came out, one of my co-workers at a publishing company in Berkeley had her name legally changed to “Kindred Warrior.”
Isna [I believe the “s” is pronounced like “sh”]. In Lakota, it broadly means “alone”, but I would use it in the sense of “Values His Personal Space”.
Well, depending…
CalMeacham’s approach: Bee from Mars.
Best descriptor: Quarrels with Rooster.
Obsessed With Cats.
CalMeachamized: something like Rose of the Ocean.
Well, mine is kind of boring done that way.
Meadow Meadow. I’m redundant.
Checking another site though, it may be From the gray fortress meadow. A little better I suppose.
But really it should be Frequently Drops Things.
Got mine a few years ago when the arthritis in my thumbs finally sent me to see a doc. My Shaman appeared that night and said, Hands Too Sore to Masturbate.