Well Faulkner obviously comes from Falconer.
But my personality based name…jackasses drunkenly?
Wind In His Pants.
For the win. Gee, I thought mine was good.
Running Expenses
I think I would be “Scratches What Itches”.
Man Smokes In Shower
How?
And here we thought it would be ‘Gets Chucked Into Quarry’. 
I’m going with ‘Property of Cats.’
And now we’re taking the Native American stereotype too far…
Plays Butt Tuba
Obsessed With Minutae
Waits for Brown Truck.
Brother!