Here’s the story taken from News of the Weird.
Kenneth Patrick Porche Jr., 22, was arrested outside the ladies’ room at Dillard’s department store in Houma, La., in January, carrying four plastic bags of urine and several empty bags labeled with descriptions such as “old woman.” Police said they believed that Porche would enter a stall, disable the toilet’s flush mechanism, and line the bowl with a plastic film to catch the urine, before hiding away in an adjacent stall. After a woman used the toilet and left, Porche would collect and bag the urine from the plastic film. Since Porche’s behavior was difficult to characterize, police charged him under the catch-all “criminal mischief.” Houma Today, 1-30-03
Let’s give him a purpose for his criminal mischief. The most bizarre yet plausible explanation is the winner.
Of course, I think he is acquiring strange women’s urine as a plot to fuel the UFOs.