Inspired from a program I heard on the CBC last weekend. Feel free to add your own and/or answer these. No in-between answers allowed. Its the whole way, one way or another.
Would you rather:
1)Push a needle through a random spot on your own eye just once?
-or-
Listen to Poison’s “Every Rose Has A Thorn” for 24 hours a day for the rest of your life?
2)Be the Soccer Ball?
-or-
Be the foot?
3)Perm?
-or-
Frosted Tips?
4)Wear a tacky “white trash” style sweatshirt with a print of an Eagle or Wolf for the rest of your life?
-or-
Wear a tacky tye-died shirt for the rest of your life?
5)Loveless sex for the rest of your life?
-or-
Love but no sex for the rest of your life?
6)Cause death to an innocent person?
-or-
Be innocent and be killed yourself?
Be shot by a small caliber rifle randomly in your midsection?
-or-
Be deeply stabbed by a medium sized knife (think steak knife) randomly in your midsection?
Would it have to be the center of my eye? But then again, I was a Poison fan in junior high, I think I’ve had more than my share of that song. I’ll go with the needle.
I’ll be the ball, and hope that later I can make the foot feel guilty enough to buy me dinner.
Definitely the tie-dye.
I’ve had some BAD perms in my life. I’ll go for the frosted tips.
Having experienced both, I think I’ll take the loveless sex. Unless it’s bad sex. If it’s bad sex, I’ll take the sexless love and buy a whole lot of batteries.
I’d rather be killed–if at all possible, in a spectacular fashion that makes everyone who hears about it go “huh?”
I’ll take the knife, maybe I can grab the vacuum cleaner while waiting for the paramedics and help myself to a little at-home liposuction.
6)Cause death to an innocent person, you know i really don’t care about people and when i die i want to be the person who takes my life not someone else
(1) I like Poison, but the song isn’t the best, but considering how much trouble I have putting in contacts, I’ll take the music.
(2) The foot. Being the kickee sucks on any level.
(3) I’m losing my hair. I’ll take anything that pulls attention from the thinning areas.
(4) Sweatshirt. I’m just not a tie dye kind of guy.
(5) I’ll take the love, provided I can masturbate. That can’t be beat.
(6) Kill. It may suck, but if we are both innocent, he has no more reason to live than I do but more reason to die because I don’t want to at this time, and will not. He’s toast, regardless of what he wants.
(7) Call me a T-bone. A knife causes less damage and is more easily repaired than a small bullet in that area.
1)Push a needle through a random spot on your own eye just once?
-or-
Listen to Poison’s “Every Rose Has A Thorn” for 24 hours a day for the rest of your life?
Given my native clumsiness I’m sure I’ve done the former several times already. If that doesn’t count, I’ll probably do it again ::sigh::
2)Be the Soccer Ball?
-or-
Be the foot?
I’ve always wanted to be a foot.
3)Perm?
-or-
Frosted Tips?
I’ve had perm. I’ll try the tips this time.
4)Wear a tacky “white trash” style sweatshirt with a print of an Eagle or Wolf for the rest of your life?
-or-
Wear a tacky tye-died shirt for the rest of your life?
Tie-dye is definitely more “me”.
5)Loveless sex for the rest of your life?
-or-
Love but no sex for the rest of your life?
Sexless love. Sex is nice but I don’t need it.
6)Cause death to an innocent person?
-or-
Be innocent and be killed yourself?
I’ll stick with innocent and killed, I reckon.
*7) Be shot by a small caliber rifle randomly in your midsection?
-or-
Be deeply stabbed by a medium sized knife (think steak knife) randomly in your midsection? *
Does this have any bearing on my previous answer? Do it with the rifle. Someone would have to pull the knife back out and I hate that part.
Needle. I mean, the rest of my life??? Otherwise, put on the music and proceed directly to # 6.
Foot.
Tips. A perm is definitely not me.
Tie-dye! Besides, it’s fun to do! But I’m growing some nasty dreads to go with it, and you can’t stop me.
It’s one for all and all for love baby.
Hmm. I deliberated on this one. I’d rather die I think. I couldn’t stand the thought of seeing the person’s face in my dreams for the rest of my life.
Make sure the knife is sharp. Please?
Okay… now what? Can you at least psycho-analyze me or something now? Does this tell you why I have a strange compulsion to kick poodles? Something. Anything. I need satisfaction!!!
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1)Needle
2)Be the foot
3)Frosted Tips (can I then cut off the tips?)
4)Wear a tacky tye-died shirt (under a normal long sleeve shirt)
5)Love. Because I define sex as intercourse, and there remain a whole realm of possibilities.
6)Be innocent and be killed
7) Be shot by a small caliber rifle randomly
1)Needle
2)Ball
3)just call me frosty
4)Wolf or eagle sweater. At least I can spin that to mean something.
5)I think I’d go with love if sex is defined strictly as intercourse.
6)Cause the death. Sad to say but I want to stick around longer, even with the fallout of causing another’s death.
7)If someone is using the knife, does he have to catch me first
I’d have to say the knife. Don’t small caliber’s tend to bounce around? I’d hate that.
1)Push a needle through a random spot on my own eye just once. (Been there)
2)Be the foot. (More protection)
3)Frosted Tips. (Perms are gross)
4)Wear a tacky tye-died shirt for the rest of my life. (Too hot for sweatshirts; I can always wear a jacket in January)
5)Love but no sex for the rest of my life. (I love sex, but it’s overrated and I know how to take care of myself)
6)Be innocent and be killed myself. (Causing harm to others is probably number one on my list of things not to do)
Be deeply stabbed by a medium sized knife (think steak knife) randomly in my midsection. (I’m probably wrong, but I’m thinking my chances of survival are higher)
