Pothead, alcoholic 19/m from rhode island, i like long walks on the beach and a picnic on a summer day. I also like BBW and torture, let me be your slave, it will be worth your while.
35, SWF, Three kids, can be over confident and bitchy, loves to push people’s buttons when they act like assholes. Extremely passionate nymphomaniac, perfectionist, works hard and sometimes will not have time for you. Bipolar, loves to party and travel.
In search of someone 30-40 smart and kind not too clingy, independent fun to be around, willing to take it slow. Must like pets and kids. mama’s boys, commitment phobes, or control freaks need not apply.
SWM, 36, overweight. Loves art, film, theater, literature, and music but ends up spending too much time playing video games and drinking beer. I can be hopelessly romantic and attentive but require a lot of time alone (introvert). I’m a swell cook and moderately talented musician but tend toward laziness. Seeks Asian or Amer-Asian woman who is intelligent, well-spoken, well-read, with an irreverent sense of humor. Numerous imperfections are no problem. Desperation a plus. Must not mind awkward attempts at initiating sex. Non-smokers only. No tattoos, no liberals.
Minimalist seeks woman.