turns on the southern charm Why sugar britches, did you mention somethin’ about accents? flashes her best smile and winks
Me: 28 years old. 6’2", brown hair and eyes. Big hands and feet. Short goatee. Dimples. My Dad is Mexican, but all I got from it was a year-round tan and a fondness for spicy food.
I am an aerospace major at a large university, where I am employed as a network geek.
I like to fly airplanes and ride my motorcycle.
I like driving fast with the windows down and the stereo up, while singing very loudly and off-key.
I have a “Far Side” sense of humor.
I like to go shooting, but I hate hunting.
I love a good thunderstorm.
I am housebroken (mostly), bilingual (if you count pig latin), honest (not really), and I play well with others.
I am the worlds best hugger. You laugh now, but wait until I hug you. It’s better than chocolate covered sex.
Seeking redhead with a nice rack who puts out.
Groovy.
(uses words like “groovy”)
:swoon:
Haven’t had a better offer in weeks, darlin’.
PS–check your e-mail.
MWF, 5’11", 180, brown/brown, mother of two, active in many school and church volunteer activities, ISO someone to leave her the hell ALONE. No phone calls, no coming by, no asking her to do anything. Age, sex, physical build and personality are irrelevant.
Okay, so I’ve been having a kind of stressful September so far.
iampunha Hell yes I’ve seen the picture!
How does an English accent sound ? 
Oh and Gordon Heap so do I now thanks! 
Oh, all right.
MBiWF. 32. Impatient, lazy, prone to fits of irrational anger. Usually depressed but not wholly depressing. Apparently somewhat amusing. Former smoker, current “smoker,” never “smokin’.” Rarely drinks - but only because alcohol rips my stomach to shreds unless I prep for it. 5’5", 165lbs, proportioned quite poorly. Out of shape. Housewife. Spends a really and truly unreasonable amount of time online. Has three kids, two of whom are housetrained.
Likes: Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Horror, Biographies and Autobiographies…oh, other than books. Uh. Some PC games, but not a “gamer” (though I did just have Unreal Tournament installed). Would literally rather read than do just about anything else. Uh…other stuff is fun, too.
Dislikes: Dishonesty. Being underestimated. Being misrepresented. Being misinterpreted. People saying things behind my back. 99% of kids that aren’t mine.
ISO: almost anyone I can tolerate who can also tolerate me.
P.S.: HI THERE, AENEA!! You’re right, the thread tanked, bad idea.
I imagine you’ll get lots of responses to this one…but you’d better warn guys of your Technicolor™ bunnies.
Me? Tall, skinny, intelligent but shallow, 36 SWM, unreligious, unpolitical, and unsocial. Short cycle manic depressive, too. [sup]I’m up![/sup][sub]I’m down.[/sub][sup]I’m up![/sup][sub]I’m down.[/sub][sup]I’m up![/sup][sub]I’m down.[/sub][sup]I’m up![/sup][sub]I’m down.[/sub]
Me: 26 years old white male. Height 176cm. Weight 82kg. Brown hair. I rarely drink, don’t like huge parties with loud music, but love spending time with you. I’m prone to treating you like a princess and that sometimes make me forget/surpress my own oppinion on subjects. I’m horribly messy and bad at cleaning up and thats proberly my largest problem in relationships, oh - and I love rain.
I seek: female to worship.
Shucks, you’re too kind, ma’am. I think you ladies are generating that heat all by yourselves. 
Well, hel-LO, BBJ!
Naturally, I wouldn’t do anything like this as long as I’m married, but here’s how I see it unfolding some indefinite future day:
Widow seeks to rejoin society. I’m done grieving and ready to start living. Non-smoker, occasional social drinker, lousy dancer, decent cook who loves to laugh and still enjoys discovery. ISO smart, funny, outgoing, educated, secure man to help me spend my daughter’s inheritance. If your decision to contact me hinges on my appearance, you won’t interest me. I don’t want to be your mother or your nurse - I’m looking for a partner and a friend.
20yr old car obsessed GWM w/ sick sense of humor.
Cute, in that tall and skinny sort of way. Intelligent, funny, and unable to use a keyboard for some reason (pardon the typo’s). Capable of fully switching gears, going from caring listener to ruthless prankster in approximately .5 seconds, but only done when time is appropriate. Must be willing to have long, in depth conversation about such topics as religion, world events, and my own opinions on matters, and not be offended. My views are non-negotiable on subjects such as religion, but I don’t force them on others. (I’m athiest, not looking to be converted, thanks but no thanks.) Extremely tolerant of the views of others, and make absolutely no attempt to change them. I like a little diversity in the world, makes things interesting.
Looking for a man who appreciates being made fun of, or laughing at me during one of my frequent “stupidity leaks.”, and going to car shows, even if only to humor me.
Also must appreciate Margaret Cho references.
Dick smoker, a plus.
SWBiM, 22, 5’10", 230. Mathematician at heart, working as a computer geek. Doesn’t get what the big deal about Star Wars is. Iconoclast. Kinda fat, but strong and flexible too. Great sense of humor, nice personality, but not the type that comes across well on a message board. Not terribly emotional. Not religious, nonsmoker, drug free, don’t even drink that much any more. Pragmatist.
ISO female, roughly same age (plus or minus three years, although the upward direction is negotiable), idealist, fitness enthusiast (but not obsessive). Artistic bent, idealism a plus. Must be intelligent, enjoy the absurd, know why Godot is late. Being affectionate is a plus, being emotionally volatile a strong minus.
Oh, and before I forget, I have that whole commercial memorized.
Bacon, Bacon, where’s the bacon? I smell Bacon! It’s gotta be bacon, only one thing smells like bacon, and that’s bacon!
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, where?
In that bag, what’s it say? Oh no, I can’t REEEAAAAAD!
PLEEAAASE, PLEEAAASE give me what’s in the BAAAG.
Chewy, yummy, smokey, bacon!
Here ya go
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, yum, yum yum, yum, yum…
IT’s BACON!
sighs
I’m pathetic.
Though I’m sure we could generate the heat all by ourselvesI respectfully disagree…
Yum. 6’5"
OK, if I wasn’t already married to the most perfect woman in the whole wide world, this is what my honest personal ad would say:
SWM, 29, 6’8", 230 lb. Attractive, albeit in a tall, gangly sort of way. I talk about twice as fast as most people. I love to go out drinking and dancing, but only every month or two. I want two big dogs more than anything, but never plan to have kids. Despite my height, I’ve started playing basketball only recently, so my drive is atrocious, but I will send you away crying on defense, so it balances out. I’m a physicist, which I think is pretty cool, but I’m not a dick about it. Hobbies include basketball, raquetball, biking, MST3K, computer games and sarcasm.
ISO: a smart, funny woman with loads of self-confidence. Also, a beautiful face, flat stomach and firm, petite butt. The taller the better. Must be able to honestly describe yourself as “sassy”.
What would my honest personal ad say? Well, to be blunt, I think that the personal ad I have posted on a couple of matchmaking sites is pretty darn honest (for better or for worse)…
(the header states that I’m a 28yo SWM nonsmoker, nondrinker, nondrugs)
About me:
In some ways, I’m a typical silicon valley computer nerd. I’m smart, sarcastic, successful, into Sci-fi, the Simpsons, sports, and snuggling. I’m systematic, stubborn, and sometimes surprisingly stupid. But, just like everyone, I’m really my own unique person… I love broadway musicals… I despise the bastards who cancelled My So Called Life… I’m no jock, but I do enjoy raquetball, volleyball, and ultimate frisbee. I truly enjoy making other people happy, although when I’m busy I can appear insensitive…I used to be a boy scout and can still tie a zillion different knots… If you need me to just sit with you for 3 hours and hold your hand, I’ll be there for you, and I’ll do my best to either comfort you, say nothing at all, or just make funny faces until you crack up… I don’t cook often, but I make wicked Swedish Meatballs… I love small cute living creatures, be they human or animal, and they almost always love me… In conclusion, Peru is a land of contrasts. What will the future hold for this struggling but dynamic young country? Only time will tell…
About my perfect match:
Some days, I’m deeply romantic… on those days, I think I can find that person who can play such an important part in my life that any time she’s near me, she’s like a radiant source of happiness that makes my soul glow. And sometimes I’m cynical and think that I’m just looking for someone to hang out with long term, establish a deep abiding friendship with, and get it on. All of which is somewhat vague… so I guess I’ll just say this: if you’re the kind of woman who reads this profile and is intrigued, then you’re probably a person I’d be interested in… And: Super duper bonus points if you can identify any of the following (no cheating and searching the web): Flanders and Swann – It’s all gone pants – Toe Pick – The northern lights have seen queer sights --Freude, Schoner Gotterfunken, Tochter aus Elysium.
Female, tall thin blonde,christian, age 43 with one child.
Seeking politically left christian with sense of humor!
bristlesage, if I were closer to your age, I think I’d be in love.