If your ass itches, you probably need to take “Butt Wiping: 101” Scratching that area also makes you look like a stereotypical plumber…I’m going to have to say the sack on this one. Not that it looks too much better, but at least you don’t have to worry about tread marks. (I’d like to apologize to every female that reads this…)
Makes no difference where the itch is. When you scratch it, it feels GOOD !! But given that only two options were given, I’d have to say, uh, sack. I have to agree with DG#5, if the other end itches, you need to re-take “Butt-wiping 101”. :D:D
There are legitimate medical reasons for needing to scratch your ass that do not mean you’re a sloppy wiper. Try hemorroids. (Okay, maybe you don’t want to try them.) No I don’t have them.
Whatever itches, scratching it feels best. Though you want something really uncomfortable, try an itchy dick.
Of course I’m in the middle of a round of poison ivy right now that has me wearing raw spots on my hands and wrists. Thank goodness for Lanacane. (I was using Ivy Dry, but didn’t find any at the store tonight.)