Being sneezed on by a reindeer. My gag reflex kicked in right away, but unfortunately, my don’t-throw-up-in-public-no-matter-what reflex kicked in immediately afterwards, or I could have given that reindeer as good back. Oh my lord, it was disgusting: thick, colourful, and deeply textured (dirt, mystery fibres, and varying thickness of mucous). All over my chin, neck, shirt and hand, and me at the Toronto Metro Zoo with my father.
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… And in the spring, lucky travellers may spot herds of evelopes, majestically sweeping the hillsides…
I don’t believe in isms. Isms in my opinion are not good. John Lennon once said I don’t believe in Beatles. I just believe in me. Pretty cool, huh? He was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus; I’d still have to bum rides off of people.
Sorry been wanting to do that since I saw the OP. Getting back to the OP though, I can’t stand the wamr chair feeling when the chair in question is wooden or plastic. But a warmed cloth or padded seat? Love it. My ultimate in gross however would have to be the smell that assulted me when I came back from a long weekend to find my refrigerator had broken with a good amount of dairy products in it. Ick.
ya, this is me talkin about India again. sue me. I’ve heard of wild Bandicoots in India. Big rats the size of Dogs that crawl in the back allys (tecnicly those dont exsist, but for the point) that crawl over people…eck. Karren (who I met out there. preachers wife) has seen one. and I do belive Dad as a voulenteer firefighter has seen dead bodies with their skulls cracked open like one of those chocolate oranges by the heat of the flame. I was lucky not to see one, but dead bodies in India. they let them lay out like roadkill out in the vilages…
This guy that had just dumped me went to the Fort Worth Zoo with his new girlfriend. At the time, the zoo kept their big cats (except the lions) in these sad tiny cages and the panther, jaguar and tiger would spend all day pacing back and forth in the front of the cage. As my ex and his gf watched one of them pace, the cat very neatly sprayed both of them as he executed his turn. Heh - still tickles me to think about it.
[sub]Actually, he was an asshole, and I was glad to see the end of him; I had just been too lazy to do it for myself, so I just started being myself instead of trying for the perfect Suzy Homemaker he wanted me to be. I still feel sorry for his gf[/sub]
Hey, I pick my nose and eat the boogers. Doesn’t everyone?
Disgusting moment from Mallrats:
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S.: Renee’s not the shallow type. You’re not insinuating…
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
T.S.:
[Retches]
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.