2 bus tickets, 2 movie tickets from Saturday (Becoming Jane) and a losing lottery ticket that I’ve been walking around with since Sunday. I should get rid of it.
All of that other stuff (keys, wallet, cell, iPod, sunglasses) goes in my man purse. That’s right, I’ve got a murse and I love it.
RF: Wallet, Student ID
Funny little change pocket inside of RF: Change, USB flash drive
LF: Keys, cell phone, and this knife as keychain, a present from my grandfather when I was seven and he figured that every boy needs a knife
LR: Trash and unimportant paper (Right now, a ticket stub to OSF’s On The Razzle and Starburst wrappers)
RR: Important paper
And, if I’m headed to work, which I am:
LF: Crescent wrench, tied to belt loop
RF: Larger pocketknife, suitable for more than cutting a loose thread.
My precious.
Nothing. I carry a purse. Don’t say it.
At the moment - just a handkerchief.
Left front: pocket knife and $206.61
Right front: four keys and a video membership scan tag
Right rear: wallet
Left rear: butt cheek
Shirt: cell phone and my other glasses
