what's in your pockets?

keys, two lighters, my wallet, a watch, some change


I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.

A rocket.


“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

B try WWW.ArchieMcPhee.com the funnest store in the world!

Back to your regularly scheduled thread!


-Frankie
I’m a wholesale dealin papa, but I retail on the side.-Brownie McGhee

Wallet (with cards and change), pen, Swiss Army Knife with keys, handkerchief (I’ve been sick recently), notebook, chewing gum.


``All of your dreams will come true. All of my dreams came true, but now… I have a bunch of other dreams.’’ – Sonic Youth.

a tiny scrap of paper, and a phone number.


“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”

the keys to the cash register at work… oops! they’re going to need those later!

about $20.00 in change from tips

a pen

a china marker

and a hole.


Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I always sort of liked Golum.

Pockets:

Left front: keys

Right front: loose change, penknife, sometimes folding money in a clip

Right rear: handkerchief

Left rear: wallet ($120.00 today, zip by Sunday)

Right coat pocket:
Cigarettes, right glove, altoids, crumpled sugar packet, belt
Left Coat Pocket:
Left glove, two pens, hi-liter, scissors, eraser
Right pocket:
Keys, ID card,
(little coin pocket: swiss army knife, cool rock)
Left Pocket:
Hair tie-back thingies, zippo
Right-back-pocket:
Wallet.

A pager, set on vibrate. I carry a cell phone and hit “redial” allll day long…

OK, seriously:

A pager (yup), pen, wallet, stick of gum, 66 cents, car keys.

Christ I’m boring! I’m gonna go page myself again…


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

[[[Dirty Devil is going to start a new thread about his extra long, dexterous tounge]]]