A picture of Pauly Shore.
What?
Warning: Do not place hand or foot underneath lawnmower while blade is in motion.
On an Iron:
do not iron clothes while on body.
This came in a packet of sponges, and just sort of cracked me up. Looks a bit like Interprietive Dance.
"On an Iron:
do not iron clothes while on body."
'Kay, I DO this! I will press a long skirt while I’m wearing it. Just kind of hike it up onto the ironing board.
(I know…they mean not against your skin, right?)
At the supermarket yesterday, my roommate and I found a package of “Matzo Ball Soup Mix”. Under the product’s name, in small print, it said, “For Goodness.”
We spent the rest of our time there looking to see if they made matzo ball soup mix “for evil.”
I remember mulling over that one for ages. Wasn’t that on a fudgicle or something?
BAAAHAHAHAHA that is hilarious Inky!
Mine isn’t really a warning or anything, more just a comical placement of products in my grocer’s freezer.
If you look at the freezer, you may see the generic brand of fish sticks. Right on the box, in huge letters, it says “MADE WITH MINCED PIECES!!”
Then, right next to it, you’ll find the name brand fish sticks. Right on the box, in huge letters, it says “NO MINCED PIECES!”
Good thing I’m not a fan of fish sticks or I wouldn’t know what the hell to do.
The following was on a box of ramen noodles I bought:
- PLEASE AVOID SUNLIGHT, MOISTURE, CEREALS, AND DRIED FISHES. emphasis mine
- PLEASE STORE AT CLEAN, DRY, AND COOL PLACE.
For the life of my, I cannot fathom why I am supposed to avoid cereals and dried fishes.
Someone should have told my orthodontist that. You think the drill’s bad. Try sitting there with your mouth pried open with plastic lip holders while the orthodontist slowly dremels your teeth into a more asthetically pleasing shape.
Actually, this is the kind of question that would stump me on the SAT.
- it doesn’t say “dinosaur fossils” it says “dinosaurs”
- I don’t know if crocodiles would be considered legitimate contenders for the species
- there aren’t too many tyannosaurs or velociraptors in the woods these days
I have a macro photo from Walker’s MAX crisps.
It has a pitcure of a crisp on the front with the word MAX written over it.
In about 8 point on the bottom left of the front is ‘Not Actual Size’
!!!
“I’d like One Large Crisp please… Thank you.”
“What? This is full of smaller, similar shaped specimens that look nothing like the One Large Crisp detailed on the front! I want my money back!”
That’s so no one confuses them with retinal suppositories.
As seen on the back of a bottle of menstrual relief medication:
“Prolonged use may cause prostate complications”
As seen on the back of a bottle of menstrual relief medication:
“Prolonged use may cause prostate complications”
In the instructions for a curling iron (or any other small vanity appliance):
“Do not use while sleeping”
“Warning! Keep Out of Eyes! Wash Out With Water! Don’t Drink Soap! Dilute! Dilute! or Wet Skin Well! OK! ALL-ONE!”
Ah, yes! Good ol’ Doc Bronner. A short excerpt from my bar of All-One Hemp Peppermint Pure-Castile Soap:
God bless the nutter.
Weird. In one of the pictures, his crotch resembles that of a freshly waxed Jenna Jameson, and in another he’s hung like Aquaman. When will the government’s product-label enforcers get around to the pressing topic of consistently rendered genitalia?
On a carton of calcium-enriched orange juice: “Contains no milk.”