What's Your Birth Ordinance?

Eldest of three, by 6 and 8 years.

Also eldest cousin on Mom’s side; second-eldest but often with eldest’s responsibilities on Dad’s side. Babysitting? Yeah, I can do babysitting…

Eldest child of three. My sister is 4 years younger, and my brother, 14 years.

I’m the fifth of seven kids, all from the same parents. Boy-girl-girl-girl-boy-girl-boy, every even year from '62 to '76 except one miscarriage.
I’m libertarian, atheist, and 90% straight.

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My mom is the oldest daughter of an oldest daughter of an oldest daughter, and my dad is the youngest son of a youngest son of a youngest son. There are big families on my dad’s side, so all of his ancestors were dead by the time I was born. On my mom’s side, both great-grandmothers lived until I was an adult, and both grandparents are still alive.
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I’m older than my sister by 2.5 years.

That has not been my experience. Contrary to the pop-psychology consensus, I’ve found youngest children, myself included, to be rather stoic and as abhorrent of undue attention as a male black widow spider retreating nimbly on the web of his in flagrante dilecto paramour—but, YMMV.

:slight_smile:

I’m 3rd of 4, the only girl and was the youngest for almost 8 years before younger brother came along.

I identify more as a middle than a youngest, but I’m sure I occasionally display as a youngest and don’t realize it.

Only child.

Hey, ** WhyNot **,who the heck is **12. erleichola **? :dubious:

I am my dad’s youngest child of 4 and my mom’s youngest of two. All around baby of the family, excluding step-siblings who weren’t around for the formative years.

Ignatz, you managed to be very precise without being at all informative. :wink: You’re the third and fourth, but were there some after you? You’re either a middle or a youngest, but I can’t tell which from the information you gave.

heh. Now you know my secret - when I write quickly, my lower case d’s sometimes become detached. S’okay, though. It makes codfish coolfish. :cool:

(Lemme fix that…)

Only Children - 8

  1. Stucco
  2. Tamerlane
  3. Student Driver
  4. Walker in Eternity
  5. Jayn_Newell
  6. Justin Credible
  7. Autolycus
  8. Engineer Dude

**
Eldest Children - 46**

  1. Governor Quinn
  2. Merhouse
  3. Cazzle
  4. Antinor01
  5. elfkin477
  6. Oakminster
  7. pbbth
  8. Inner Stickler
  9. neutron star
  10. RunSilent
  11. Noone Special
  12. VunderBob
  13. auRa
  14. Dead Cat
  15. ParkParkhead
  16. Wallenstein
  17. Erin Puff
  18. Yllaria
  19. Eva Luna
  20. Czarcasm
  21. Giltathriel
  22. Trouble Again
  23. dangermom
  24. Retro Vertigo
  25. butler1850
  26. torie
  27. Sternvogel
  28. meenie7
  29. 5-HT
  30. lynxie
  31. quilter
  32. SmartAleq
  33. Baker
  34. whiterabbit
  35. Scribble
  36. beanpod
  37. LouiseE (?)
  38. matt_mcl
  39. MoodIndigo1
  40. blondebear
  41. LifeOnWry
  42. anya marie
  43. lindsaybluth
  44. Nava
  45. Alessan
  46. JpnDude

Middle Children - 17

  1. Aesiron
  2. NinetyWt
  3. Kaio
  4. Cincator
  5. featherlou
  6. RKJUgly
  7. Sleeps With Butterflies
  8. chela
  9. ShibbOleth
  10. KittenKat
  11. rucciface
  12. erleichda
  13. autz
  14. CubMistress
  15. thirdwarning
  16. Tool of the Conspiracy
  17. Lsura

Youngest Children - 32

  1. Sampiro
  2. silenus
  3. taterbug398
  4. twickster
  5. Bibliocat
  6. Azhure
  7. Kambuckta
  8. eleanorigby
  9. Bayard
  10. Litoris
  11. Sigmagirl
  12. Khadaji
  13. Zebra
  14. pianista
  15. Kalea
  16. mack
  17. pravnik (I think. 7th son of 7th son, but does that mean there was no 8th kid?)
  18. Clothahump
  19. SpecialAgent Jem
  20. jsgoddess
  21. Queen Tonya
  22. Salem
  23. panache45
  24. Queen of Town
  25. akira5822
  26. IvoryTowerDenizen (?)
  27. GingerOfTheNorth
  28. Wile E
  29. MissGypsy
  30. Lyanthya
  31. Dr. PoopiePants
  32. Frosted Glass

"It’s Complicated" - 15
I included my best guess of the poster’s self identification.
Identity changed over time - 3

  1. WhyNot (Only → Youngest)
  2. Lobot (Only → Eldest)
  3. Rachael Rage (Only → Eldest)
    Identify as Only - 2
  4. Anaamika
  5. A shameful cracka…
    Identify as Eldest - 5
  6. LurkerInNJ
  7. Hey Hey Paula
  8. Wygtya
  9. ladybug
  10. elelle
    Identify as Middle - 1
  11. interface2x
    Identify as Youngest - 3
  12. An Arky
  13. Risha
  14. KneadToKnow**
    Has no idea - 1**
  15. schnuckiputzi

Anyone know where we can find some information to put this data into context? Obviously, we have a lot fewer Only children on The Dope (or at least, fewer Only children in this thread) - but is that just because there are fewer only children in the world? How do our percentages compare with bigger statistics? Middles seen underrepresented as well - but is that because more families have two children than more children?

I’m the oldest of 5 girls.

My parents were both the youngest in their families. My dad’s conservative, the rest of us are liberal.

Dad’s first of two, Mom’s first of two.

Mark me down as an only child. Although my mom had a son die in during childbirth before me and a daughter die the same way after me.

Only Child- raised in the backwoods then transported to the ghetto

Missed the edit- for Mom’s side of the family, my mom was the eldest child and eldest first cousin. I am as well. My daughter is too, on our side, although she has older cousins on her mother’s side.