My pirate name is Pinky
Just kidding - I am Iron Charity Rackham
Calico Sam Read
Often indecisive, you can’t even choose a favorite color. You’re apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
Educated and boring [sigh]
I am…
Mad Jenny Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Heh. Rackham family reunion, anyone? Actually, I took this once before and got Mad Anne Bonney, which I think I like better.
Iron Anne Rackem
Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Flint
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Dirty Mary Rackham. Where’d my parrot go? ARRRR – the cat got it!
What?!? But I thought I was the only Dirty Mary Rackham! One of us must walk the plank, ye scurvy dog!
only i am DIRTY JACK FLINT.
Dirty Bess Kidd
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean – not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
What?!? I bathe daily! Daily!!!
Mad Jack Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
I seem to be the only Mad Ethel Read. I’m crazy, but I’ve got class and charm.
Dirty Tom Morgan
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean – not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Other pirates know you to be a drunk, unreliable, greedy person. And they’re all very jealous, since that’s as perfect as a pirate can get. Arr!
Heyyy!
Mad Charity Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate’s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
What has this got to do with Muppets?
Iron Davy Bonney
I’m Captain Anne Flint. Arr!
Mad Anne Cash
Captain Anne Cash
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. You’re musical, and you’ve got a certain style if not flair. You’ll do just fine. Arr!
I’m “Mad Bess Rackham.” I think it sounds kinda kinky ARR
And I’m the first ‘Bess’ YAY!
Dirty Tom Read
You’re the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean – not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You’ve got taste and education. Arr!
Black Harry Flint
Any other Flints gather round!