Hmm. I don’t remember a long-lost sister.
Mom?!
Dirty Jon Rackham
Mad Dog Rackham
No idea where that came from, I’m such a gentle sort.
I am…
Mad Jenny Rackham
It also said…
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Calico Ethel Rackham
Calico Ethel? OMG…I’m half cat, half plump pirate sidekick to the loopy redhead!
And a big “Ya-a-a-ar!” to my humungous Rackham family.
Captain Mary Flint here.
Iron Tom Rackham here, and an ARRG to all my bros and sis in the Rackham family. let’s go pillage the seven seas!