Meet Asian/Scottish porn sensation:
{b]Chin-Chin McDonald**!!
Arbuckle Wootton
Dutch Jansen. I don’t think so…
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Thanks,
UncleBeer, for the SDMB
That would make me:
Brandy Cherry
-pandora
Morgan Main or Poochie Main? Those are girly!
How 'bout a made up one … Girth Deeply?
My street alone (Buck Jones Road) is better than my following the formula:
Athena Buck Jones.
Squeekers Earl? I don’t think so…
Oh the images… Big fat guy named Earl, “squeek, Squeek, SQUEEK!”
shudder
Two classic I haven’t seen in this thread yet:
Buster Hymen
Haywood Jablowme
Tawny LeMaire or
Lady LeMaire
Hmm, I guess either one would be good
Bwahahahahahahhaahaha!
“Muffin Hill” or “Muffin Hammond”
I grew up on Hammond Hill Road, and Muffin was my first Great Dane.
King Woodridge
works for me
I think you are too quick to dismiss WALLY FLAXMAN and Zachias Cematery
On the other hand maybe someone should be Blowme Sweetsue?
By this method my name would be;
Luna Pawnee
However I have always thought that if I did a porno, my name would be Miles Long
By your formula, I’d be:
Smokey Vendome
The other formula I heard (middle name+ current street name)
Pamela St. Antoine
I like the first better =>
Formula:
Sadie Highway 520
IRL:
Dan Alan is my porno name.
Mine’s not bad: Star Belvedere
Baby Broadmoor
Ugh!
By your formula, “Cappucino Carmen”… don’t think so.
Medical case studies use fake names. The people in STD cases are always strippers with names like “Crystal Glaze”. Yeccch.
No, not a pun. I had an English Bulldog named Mugzey and I lived on Del Rio Rd.