mine would be
Natasha little point
or
Natasha Tupelo
no offense tasha it is true that was my dogs name
-Pure Phreak
Frost Skylark
Interesting.
Kitten Morning Glory
According to the formula, my porn name would be:
Brandy Daffodil
Kinda Cute huh? 
Vinnie Baltimore per formula, not bad for a guy
Harlotta Fagina—it’s been done
Sin Sational—might work
Rose Musk—I like that
Ivana Lays–cause you can’t eat just one
Ivana Doya—cause I do
Fila She ho—just like the sound of that
Smellslikelilacsnwhiteroses----kinds long but accurate
Tasteslikehoneywine—see above
Dora Heaven
That would make me Jayne State Route 122—ick
cheezit,
The pun in question was your use of “service”. In the porno industry, as in prostitution circles, this is often used as a verb meaning, well, to service. (anything more might be too graphic 
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I remember a kitty named Tinkerbelle, and living on Blue Mound road a lonnnnnnng time ago…
Tinkerbelle Blue Mound?! :eek:
My husband would be Rusty Drexel.
Well according to your formula my name would be drum roll
Skipper 113 St…
Since I don’t like that one how about I use the name of the area of town I lived in? That one sounds better it Skipper Beverly Not too bad I don’t think…
Formula: Harley Willow Glen
Personally dubbed Hooty McBoob.
Well, according to the first formula, my porn name would be:
Puppy Capp?! (yes, my first pet was a cat named “Puppy”)
According to the second formula it’d be: Joseph Capp.
Sexay, ne?
Naw, if I could choose a porn name, it’d be something like Ronny Rection or Dick Mountainjoy.
A good one for a female: Ophelia Balls
Golly.
I’d be Cookie Woodchuck.
Harold Richards
Thought of some others…
Harry (anything)
e.g.; Harry Scrotum, etc.
Betty (almost anything)
e.g.; Betty Duzme
i love mine - Rinti Stainburne
Poky Wallace
That’s a good one!
My name by the formula is: Joey Hemlock. Now you know. I like it better than my real name.
NO formula, just chose it one day:
Rob-John Sawce
Rusty Boyd
Either
Tippy or Muffin Matthews.
How odd…