Gordon Parkview.
Eh. Not happy. Not for a girl.
First female pet? Pepper.
Eh. Still not happy.
mine would be Whiskers Willow… at least there’s alliteration. if i had to choose one, i’d be Angelica Cherrywood 
Cricket Sunrise
That’s Mr. Cricket Sunrise to you. And stop looking up my dress.
I’ve been avoiding this thread because all my pets have been female.
So for this thread’s purposes you will have to consider me a drag queen.
Formula: Candy Frontier
Current Pet and Street: Daisy-Bob Corbett
Others through the years:
Kharma Cumberland
Kitty Brown
Laverne and Shirly Gorham
and my personal favorite: Lunchmeat Armory
Howdy, spritle! How’re Speed and Ace?
My porn name: Cheyenne Church.
I think it would be fine on a woman, but not on me.
Thunder Sultana
Buckawow!
Chip Red Mill Drive.
That just has no resonance whatsoever. Damnit.
According to the formula, possibly the worst porno name you can imagine :
Goober Annaquatucket
Eutychus55, that name rocks hard. This is mine, which I consider fairly neat-o:
“Obidiah Rebellion”
You may call me that from now on if you wish.
Quite fine, thanks. And stop looking at Trixie’s ass! 
According to the formula, I’m Elmo Montfort.
Hey, where is everyone going?
Rusty Cody at your service
Well, I once had a dog named john. And (not quite street name), I once lived at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base.
Which would be John Seymour-Johnson. Hmm…not quite the leg of the adult-entertainment industry I’d want to work for, I think.
How about Rod Buttram 
BTW, don’t think there’s really a Seymour-Johnson Air Force Base? check out http://www.seymourjohnson.af.mil/public/
Sadie Sky Vista.
No sir, I don’t like it.
Mine would be Big Red Beltline…
Almost as good as my real porn name: Stretcher Wholesome
By first formula, I’d be Blackie Wayne. Which is about as hip as a little white girl can get.
Second, Rae McLean. Still not really porn material, I think.
My Glam Name is Multiplex Silversex. I’m not really sure how I feel about that one, either.
For a glam name, http://qix.lm.com/cgi-bin/fun/glamname.pl
Saw two good stripper names recently:
• A clothing company our magazine works with is called “Juicy Couture”
• A travel piece in “Town & Country” a few months back was headlined “Ritzy St. Bart”
—Can’t you just see 'em on a double bill?
Heidi Wildnerness
Or
Smokey Trail
(I had 2 dogs–Heidi and Smokey and the first Named Street I remember was Wilderness Trail).
Thanks for the link Nymysys!
My glam name for my real name is Icy Glitterpants.
My glam name for my nick is Continental Blowfreak.
I would almost be willing to legally change to either one…