what's your stripper name?

In My Humble Opinion
21

Chelsea Lafayette…ain’t no streetwalkin’ here!

high class baby!

22

Max Edgewood. Awwww yeaaaaah.

My wife’s name would be Muffles Cockburn. We make a great duo.

23

Depending on the definition of “my first pet” either,

Monster Huntsman
or
Squeaker Huntsman

24

Juana Lola

25

Tom Sunset.

Now THAT’S a name!

26

Trixie Logan

27

Hooper Smith

28

Baby Sixth

I got nuthin’

29

Vole North Fork

When I had Vole, I lived on Glascock Street, which would be even funnier.

30

Bosworthington “Boz” Bailey.

Hrrm. Dunno about stripper names, but I think my pending webcomic just got a new character.

31

Patches East 186th. No wonder it never caught on…

32

Diamond Marks. If I failed as a stripper, I could always be a card shark.

33

Butch 7th Street

34

“Christopher Robin Davies.”

35

Frisky Coelho

although I still think Nervous Oaklawn wins.

36

Elmer W. 89th

37

I don’t think I lived on any street long enough to say I grew up there. None of the streets I lived on really work anyway. For instance: “Buttercup US-131”. The best I can do is “Buttercup Michigan”.

38

Fluffy Bedford

39

Rocky Raydean

or

Serena Williams

I’m gonna go with Rocky Raydean

40

Doc Rural Route 3

Or, after getting a street name,

Doc Tamarack