what's your stripper name?

Of course we have, and we’ll do it again…

Mine’s Cid Manchester (though for the stage I think I’d spell it Cyd)

My mom’s (as I posted last time) is Irving Bennet, which she says is more appropriate for a porn accountant than a porn star (or stripper)

My son’s is Ferdinand Burbank, which is not such a bad name.

If I ever write a Steam-era fantasy, I’m gonna use these as names of the protagonists!

Burt Wilson.

Muffin Puff Erie

It’s pretty good actually. Tiger Daphne. I could see that working.

I didn’t have a pet growing up, though as an adult I did acquire two cats named Sylvester and Figaro. I grew up on 32nd Road. So… Figaro 32? Sounds more like a nightclub. Most likely a gay nightclub. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

The closest named street to me was Jordan St., so I guess Sylvester “Sly” Jordan might be a reasonable porn alias.

Betsy 157th Street – too bad, I’m a guy.

Non-starter, really.

Honeypot Woodbourne.

Chico Cincinnati! What do I win?

That is a great name! If you were in reach I’d stuff a fiver in your g string. :stuck_out_tongue:

Bear 71. The first name is fine, I guess, but I think that last name needs some work. Maybe if I’d lived a couple blocks further east…

Tasha Shaun Court. Actually think that would work quite well!

Christopher Lynnwood.

Well, it has “wood” in the name, so I suppose that’ll do…

Kublai Khan 125th

(Kublai Khan was a Great Dane that I don’t actually remember except from my baby pictures.)

Tigger Tyler

Pud Leighton.

(‘Pud’ rhymed with ‘would’; it was the name of my first cat. I named him after the sound his front feet made on the floor when he jumped down from something.)

High-class male stripper, perhaps. Or a butler. Or a butler who strips on the side. Or a stripper who dresses as a butler…

We’ll probably be working together, my name is Mr. Woo 16th.

Shalto Borden

Not bad, actually. (Bow chicka, bow, bow…)

“Tiny” Whitehall… doesn’t work so much.