Snooky Douglas
I’ll be in my bunk.
Lady Ashford - I sound like a well posh dominatrix.
Molly Maycox
Blackey Larkspur
Groc Saragossa sounds more like a half-orc than a stripper… Yellow Saragossa isn’t any better. The other streets where I lived would be even worse: Groc Santa Ana? Groc Capuchins? I need better childhood adresses!
(Groc means “yellow” in Catalan. My canary was yellow and he was Catalan, so, Groc.)
So you do bodice rippers?
You’re right, it’s not much better. An orc named “yellow” would probably get beat up by the other orcs at school.
Mine is Fluffy Colfax, which sounds distinctly weird. Who the hell names strippers after Veeps?*
My wife’s is Pepper Mill, which is how she got her Doper name. That’s one that really works out well.
*Although that is how Marilyn Monroe came by the last name of her nom-de-stage.
Tiger Rothesay
Not bad really… has an air of royalty but great in the sack sound.
Diamond LaRiviera 
No pets, but if I did, his name would be Jimmer.
So call me Jimmer Manhattan. Better than other stage names I’ve used.
Heidi Minnehaha, odd name for a dude.
Then there’s the scat singer from Boise…
Heidi Idaho
Chipper Ridgewood.
Unfortunately I think a couple of sites I’m registered on have used first pet or street I grew up on for their password reminder check.
On an unrelated note, do you know your secret agent name? It’s <street of current address><mother’s maiden name>, and your code number is <the last 3 digits on your signature strip>
Never heard of a “secret Agent name”. Mine comes out as a syllable-filled mixed-cultural mouthful that no respectable secret agent would use for fear of attracting attention.
Bootsie Alderney…not bad
But if I had to make up my own stripper name, it would be Bella DeBall
Table meadow fluffy— might work
Rusty Horseshoe
Complete with bare-assed chaps, I guess.
Misty Blacklake. I always thought that would be an awesome stripper name.
Sherry Olive.