Whitey Kamiaken
Yes, my first pet was an albino rat, and no, I wasn’t very creative at age 4.
Lottie Harbor Drive
I moved around a lot, but I’ll use the place I resided in the longest, and technically it was a road…
Sunshine Moanalua
:rolleyes:
Misty Blacklake
I like that one!v;)
That reminds me, years ago Yahoo would only require your username, birthday, and the answer to your secret question (which you would type in, not choose from a list) to make a new password. I’d go into chat and ask a whole room what their birthdays were. Of course their usernames were right there in front of me and you’d be surprised how many people used a yes/no question or an otherwise easy to guess question. I remember one particular guy’s question was, “Is [someone] a slut?” and the answer was, “Hell yea”. That’s probably why they switched to a list of secret questions.
Butch Richmond
Gay, straight male or lesbian! Trifecta!
Wahoo! I’m Chico Palmera! Sounds kind of cool, actually.
Bandit County Route 10? No, I think a career in this field is not in my future.
Kelly Minnesota. Neon bikini type, I reckon.
A friend of mine is Lucky Johnson. He and Midnight Cherry ought to headline together.
Smokey Pershing. Heh. I just like the sound of that one. Once removed up the line in pets and streets… Noah Palmyra. Sounds like a detective or something.
Secret agent name? Tennessee Walker. Awesome!
Mine is Rocky Main. Not bad, not great.
Bullet Jackson 
Pepper Catherine.
Don’t mind me here in the soup line…
Cuddles Davis. LOVE it!
Boots Carnation
Patsy Seventeen.
Which is not so bad, actually. I’d have to have a barely legal thing going on. My chosen burlesque name would be Trashy Railyard, though. I’d have a bindle.
It just occurred to me that if I use my current male cat + street name, it’s pretty good:
T-Bone Presswood
Barney Waverly
Boooooooring
Alpo Belden
Don’t ask. I named the dog when I was four. Never let your four-year-old name the dog.
By the way, I named the dog after the food he ate. My parents misheard and pronounced it “Elbow”. Or maybe they thought it was funnier that way. So my first pet was a dog named Elbow.
So make that Elbow Belden. I don’t even want to know what that sexual specialty might be. I think Marge Simpson had a thing for it.
The dog was too much for apartment life, so we soon switched to cats.
…as a double act with Pussy Moira…