Hmm…all the thread titles are about one word per line and the username and last post columns are very wide…scrolling down…scrolling down…there it is. Yes, it’s our old nemesis The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide, committing the double foul of having started a thread and being the last poster on that thread.
Petty stupid complaint? Depends on your browser, but probably. But it grows on you. Why does one guy have so much power over the way the board visibly appears on my screen? Why is somebody allowed this power just to tickle his fancy by allowing him a lengthy and stupid username?
Why can’t he just be the Vorlon Ambassador? Does humility force him to concede that he’s really only up to being an aide to said ambassador? If the aide was much cooler than the ambassador, I imagine he would have become ambassador himself, so surely the aide is in fact a step down.
And was there only ever one Vorlon Ambassador, or merely one aide throughout the annals of time? It’s pretty presumptuous to call him The Vorlon Ambassador’s Aide, as if to diminish the roles of all previous and subsequent Vorlon Ambassadors and/or their aides.
So not only does this username represent a slight to possibly dozens of Vorlon functionaries, it singlehandedly claims the power to alter table dimensions displayed in HTML browsers. What a shocking abuse of privilege.