What would you have in your fantasy mansion?
It’s Snowing!
Well, I mean, it’s snowing in the Ice Sculpture Wing. It’s certainly not snowing in the living quarters. Or the Tropical Orchid Greenhouses.
A laughable post
“These white supremacists make some good points.” -The_Other_Waldo_Pepper
What self-interested incentives did white Northerners have to oppose slavery?
Key lime pie?
Yes!
It’s a little-known fact that Sherman’s March to the Sea was aimed at confiscating supplies of Key lime pie, grits, black-eyed peas and other Southern delectables for the enjoyment of white Northern elites.
Today in nature I saw
Restroom doors
If you hear loud growling, better not barge in.
Eating bran (3 simple questions)
So Why Don’t They Make Teflon Coated Toilet Bowls?
Alright, that’s one question too many.
Have you ever screamed? Have you ever heard someone scream?
No, your pet monitor lizard/kinkajoo/boa constrictor/etc. is not a service animal
The 2021 Gardening Thread - what’s going on in your yard?
Disappearing sculptures
I think the raccoons are stealing them…
Your experiences with other message boards
A paper cut. Can’t get in my phone and Dillon the demon treed a squirrel. And a baby bird was deposited on my foot
Rather rowdy board you have, there…
What causes the flowers to be come back every spring?
Saying ‘Please, Please, Please!’ In French?
Ze fleurs, zey drive un 'ard bargain…
Question for the auto mechanically inclined
The question “How much pain are you in?”
Wait, he’ll tell you when the screaming stops.
What, for you, were the most unexpected things about aging?
Dressed like a pimp
No more conservative pinstriped suits for me, baby.
Michael Collins has died.
What’s the furthest you’ve ever been (from home) ?
What would you have in your dream mansion?
More Jokes!
Anyone Spend Time in Charleston, WV?
Dressed like a pimp
It worked out fine in some neighborhoods, but overall I felt more comfortable on the streets of Wheeling.
Do you still have all of your orginial, factory-installed parts?
How much frailer are modern washers than older ones?
So, when did you get in the habit of having long conversations with your Maytag?
This Week in Sex News!
More Jokes
Hey, have you heard this one…
Your favourite words for *thingies*?
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Today in nature I saw
Lady Gaga’s dogwalker shot and dogs stolen
Quite a traumatic experience for you, I presume.
Jewish burial customs and autopsies
What exactly does rebooting accomplish?
“Sorry ma’am, we’ve tried three times and he’s still dead. And I was so sure we put everything back in the right place.”
What does luxury mean to you?
Do you care about whether the Wright brothers were the first to perform powered flight?
Not after I found out how shitty in-flight meals were on the 1903 Flyer.