What Foodstuffs causes the Smelliest Farts?
What is this federal building?
Best guess would be the Dept. of Agriculture, Cow Methane Research Division.
What is the most interesting bar/pub addition
My Math Theory
Welcome to the SDMB, Cliff Clavin!
Just in case you haven’t had enough bagpipes in your life lately
What to make with a chicken
Chicken with shredded bagpipes -- Yum!
Who should be the next host of “Jeopardy!”?
Van Helsing - my favorite disaster of a show (open spoilers)
“I’ll take Vampires for $1000”
the physical geography of the world and our historical timeline are being supernaturally changed as i type this
A Belgian farmer moved the border between France and Belgium
Hey, guys named Bill
Making Fun of Someone’s Name?
What is this federal building?
Why did all the McDonaldland characters disappear
You really don’t want to know.
Today in nature I saw
Woman gives birth to 9 babies
Is there a way to live without working?
Identifying Odd Structures in Parking Lots
“It’s a traffic cone.”
“Wow, thanks! Here’s $500!”
Making Fun of Someone’s Name?
These Karens have taken things too far
Can we play another round of “What the hell were Mom and Dad thinking when they named the kid?”
Doxie Dog. You all know him and Love Him!
That is a weird name for a kid.
How to deal with anti-vax relatives who want to hang out?
Get off my dick about not getting a vaccine yet (not anti-VAXX)
Worst family reunion since the time we got into a huge fight about meibomian glands.
I-40 Bridge (into Memphis) closed for emergency inspection
Jetpacks in action
That would be so cool if they were inspecting the bridge using jetpacks.
Should Elizabeth Holmes get jail time?
Criminals With Apt Names…
It would have been more apt for her to be named Elizabeth Moriarty.
Things that could be more acceptable to the other side if “sold” differently
No, you don’t need a semiautomatic rifle
See, that’s the wrong thing to say to gun owners. Try a softer approach. “Would you like this cute teddy bear holding a tiny stuffed AK-47?”
Dressed like a pimp
What dressing gown do you prefer?
Funny you should ask.
What’s a quick and simple way to explain “passive aggressive?”
Don’t call your mother “she”
I’m not going to tell you which pronoun you should use, if you were a really loyal child you would just know.
Can’t jump a millimeter in the Syrian desert?
Puffballs in the Mohave Desert
And hardly any good barbecue in the Kalahari Desert. 
How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?
Proof of alien life?
I wish the mother ship would come pick him up already.
So snakes can hear?
What does rubbing eyes accomplish, physiologically?
While rubbing them, you can’t see snakes anxiously awaiting the next sound you make.