What do you put salt/pepper on that most people do not?
Perry Mason on HBO
Perhaps a little Lawry’s instead?
Why are conservatives obsessed with same sex marriage?
My cousin has a new pancreas!
Sssh! The Bible doesn’t endorse that either. 
Is it illegal to have a clothed erection in public?
Did any Nazis publicly demonstrate remorse?
We’ve had quite enough “public demonstrations” out of you, Horst.
My cousin has a new pancreas!
Bought a new House, Sellers Left Me Food
Because my cousin puts offal things in his mouth.
Most intelligent marsupial
White House says you can’t speak to congress. What if you do?
I once saw kangaroos performing charades in front of the House Ways and Means Committee. The joint was jumpin’ that day.
The White House will sue you in kangaroo court.
How Much Trouble is it to Raise Chickens?
Were retalitory raids against the Vikings ever seriously considered (or carried out)
“Ma, there’s Vikings in the chicken coop again!” “Git 'em! Git 'em!”
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
Are you ethnic?
Nope, I’m a White Alien-Saxon Protestant
I’ve never figured out
If the World Was Going to End in Six Months
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Does it really matter?
Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across
Spiders are insects
For a very loose definition of “fact”.
My cousin has a new pancreas!
So, I’m having a procedure done in October
“I’ll see that pancreas, and raise you a liver.”
What to charge for land rent for a 4 day ‘festival’
Are you ethnic?
…cause if so, you might want to charge more if the attendees will harass you, or less if you think they’ll complain about your ‘ethnic’ food.
Headon Collision in the Great Lakes
So, Uh, What do you do with an upside down elephant?
You’re going to need a bigger tow truck.
What technologies will be game changers?
Fucking maskholes
Weirdest names you’ve ever heard
Comet Neowise (C/2020 F3): Anyone else seeing it?
Comet Neowise Smith was weird enough!
Of course, it’ll lose value the moment it’s opened
I just want to practice my aiming
Too late, that Les Baer .45 is now worthless. I’ll give you a quarter for it though.
What technologies will be game changers?
The Empire of Medieval Pursuits?
Yes, the arquebus and trebuchet will revolutionize modern warfare. Better re-arm before Putin does.
I’ve never figured out
Are you ethnic?
The yarmulke and kilt should’ve been a dead giveaway.
Why do people shit on service workers?
National Shortage of Coins?!
I used to give them my spare change, but now I only have one choice left.
Alaska: how far north can I drive?
Colonoscopy how often?
At least every 200 miles. Fortunately there are colonoscopy stations at all the Alcan Highway rest areas.