When did American politics get so nasty?
Are you ethnic?
Cause if you are, you’d know it’s been nasty for a long time.
Umbrella Man is a Hell’s Angel and not Antifa
Please let that be a mistake!
What on my phone can I delete?
Bite force of a sperm whale?
Hey, I use that app on practically a daily basis!
Anal Doctor warns: Do not use wet wipes. I have so many questions
Black Stain on Khaki Shorts?
Ewww!
What’s the third cola where you are?
Why are mushrooms so polarizing?
Please let that be a mistake!
No mistake! Colabello Twist is the third cola where I am, even though it has a lot of detractors.
“Mysteries” that really arent
I Have an Extra Tooth
Blame the tooth fairy.
Conspiracy theories: Why the outlandish ones that don’t even sound remotely real?
I think rats are eating my tomatoes
How silly. Everyone knows the real culprits are Russian trolls.
Weirdest names you’ve ever heard
Poor, Poor Dog
His career as a rapper was a disappointment. 
Scientists report finding 100-million-year-old bacteria still alive in sediments from beneath the ocean floor
Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you
He’s a little under the weather because he wasn’t wearing a face mask down there, but he’ll be fine.
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
Conspiracy theories: Why the outlandish ones that don’t even sound remotely real?
I’ve never figured out
My theory on alien life and our planets place in the galaxy
If you can’t figure out your own conspiracy theory, how are we supposed to believe it?
More smart phone surprises
“Terrible Maps”
They’re especially terrible on the very small screens.
Questions involving etiquette at the Old Bailey
Why is it still difficult to find toilet paper?
Difficult or not, it’s considered quite rude to use corncobs while court is in session.
National Shortage of Coins?!
Suggestion for new business name
Sheer genius! Customers make purchases at National Shortage of Coins, the store has a great excuse why they can’t give you change, and it’s pure profit! Hell, I’d franchise that sucker.
Today in nature I saw
Lori Vallow, Chad Daybell and the missing kids: zombies, a cult and more!
“Terrible Maps”
Is this an OK email to send to my team lead at work or should I revise it?
You might want to add a few details there…
What movie would you like to see remade, but better?
Airplane! movie
You want them to remake Airplane!? Surely you can’t be serious!
Can I get in trouble for this?
Is a fart just a fart or is there more to it?
Farting with intent is actionable.
Did blue, canary-shaped plug-in nightlights exist before 1990?
Name for this logical fallacy?
It’s either an argument from incredulity or post hoc ergo procter hoc. But regardless, you’re a Nazi.
Positive Gun News of the Day
Bully for ol’beck. I’ve had an epiphany regarding my bad, bad, bad cats
What caliber epiphany?
My cousin has a new pancreas!
Do you still have any items you “appropriated” from your parents?
Is that where the cousin got the ‘new’ pancreas?