Ever know a family member who became a non-person? (from grief or being disowned)
Is a fart just a fart or is there more to it?
It was bad enough when Uncle Harold shook the walls at Thanksgiving dinner, but after the ensuing mushroom cloud turned the mashed potatoes black, no one in the family ever spoke of him again.
Bad, bad, bad Beck is cleanin’ house!
Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you
I don’t think you’re going to be able to get Cecil to do your windows.
Why do we have to put up with Religious People?
Is There Really Such a Thing As ‘Evil’?
Here we go again…
Hello to all members
Women - how often do you experience catcalls?
If I heard “hello to all members” I’d think it was someone catcalling a guy.
How much gravitational force can a pizza (in your standard pizza box) withstand?
Why do some cannons not require swabbing after firing?
The Domino’s Self-Cleaning Delivery Cannon doesn’t require swabbing after use, unless you order double cheese.
How to swim for exercise?
Hernia anyone?
Probably not like that.
So what was the North fighting for?
Stand Up Comics and Cancel Culture
Why Are Some Lesbians So Mean?
Hernia anyone?
I think a lot of the ones that are mean have painful hernias.
I suspect that asking the question creates a hernia risk.
What’s the worst thing that Antifa has ever done?
Have You Gotten Any Hostility For Wearing (Or Not Wearing) A Mask?
They’re getting pissy now that everyone is wearing a mask.
What would be the best chemical elements for a shapeshifter to turn into?
Is a fart just a fart or is there more to it?
“Make like a ______, and [leave].”
Do you plan on voting early?
Make like you’re voting early and … queue up?
In light of the pandemic’s effect on schools is it appropriate to discuss Barron Trump now?
Are youngsters* getting snarkier?
Since he just posted “You Dopers can all fuck off”, it looks like he’s getting the hang of that snark thing.
What sort of op-eds should news outlets publish and not publish?
Stand Up Comics and Cancel Culture
Disasters that never materialized
Am I the only guy who hasn’t gotten a haircut since February?
How do Cats Know Who is a “Cat Person”?
My mouse is unresponsive in the morning
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What happened this week to renew your hope
“Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts”
You’re a hard case, aren’t you?
Separated by five, but I couldn’t resist:
Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts
So Did I Miss out Big Time, or did I just Dodge a Bullet?
The king is coming for dinner; how do you impress him?
Disasters that never materialized
The soufflé didn’t fall!
Is anyone seriously preparing for the end of America right now?
Prediction: Postal Service shutdown
If only one plucky person could restart the postal service after the end of America, it might be worth making a movie about.