Gun Nut Blows Own Nuts Off, Is Hailed As Hero By Group Of Men Who Point Guns At Their Nuts
My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan
Another Monty Hall Problem question
Do people in other countries frequently invoke their constitution?
“I want the guaranteed freedom behind door #2.”
“Oops, so sorry, you get a tethered goat and 30 years detention for being an enemy of the state. Thanks for playing the Repression Game!”
Who’s missing that you really want to see on the Board?
Beirut explosion
Don’t think I remember anybody by that name, but…
The king is coming for dinner; how do you impress him?
My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan
“And then, Your Majesty, I’ll retrieve the weapons I have stashed under the floorboards in the Safe Room and…”
Another Monty Hall Problem question
Is anyone seriously preparing for the end of America right now?
“Pick the correct door, Mrs. Hemminger, and you win prizes totaling $25,000! On the other hand, an incorrect choice means America will cease to exist. Choose wisely.”
My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan
Disasters that never materialized
Would someone like to buy 10,000 cans of WWII surplus MREs?
Who remembers
What the Hell is Going on in My Life? (Gentlemen Callers)
Not being one of your gentlemen callers, I have no idea.
My Emergency Terrorist Attack Plan
Painting eyes on cow butts help ward off predators
We can disband the TSA and instead have all airline passengers paint big eyes on their butts.
An update on my 26 year old goldfish
Do you have an albatross left to you by a parent (or other relative)?
Yeah, but at least albatrosses don’t live that goddamn long.
I’ve never figured out
How to swim for exercise?
Hernia anyone?
Who listens to yacht rock anyway?
Ice Cruiser Norlandia
…
An update on my 26 year old goldfish
New Kitty!
Cornhole in the country. (Such an unfortunate name for a game)
Suggestion for new business name
“Throw the Beanbag in the Opening Company”?
A threefer!
Today in nature I saw
Plastic and rubber coatings degrading and turning into a sticky mess
And now Plague. With a 50% chance of pestilence and famine coming out of the Southwest at twelve miles per hour
Ok, damn, people, we’re gonna have to do something about these environmental issues.
When you are In Hell
Favorite browser, please?
I’ve had enjoyable Internet experiences with Cerberus and Brimstonefox. Stay away from The-Browser-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named. It’ll harvest your soul without permission.
What inexplicable things does your cat do?
Feeling Emotions
The loud wailing and meowing during Love Story showings got to be unbearable. Of course, she thought Old Yeller was a gas.
What kind of fungus is this?
Broccoli, Kale, or Spinach?
I’m pretty sure it’s one of those funguses.
Amsterdam finds a sustainable solution for wild peeing
Amputation
I met a taxidermist
Fast food/chain resturant items that were recently removed that you now miss
Suddenly I have a hankering for turkey with stuffing…
The Bundys are at it again.
Opening schools
Simple at home meals you never tire of
Do you ever eat bacon and eggs for dinner?