What does the average Putin supporter think about Putin’s opponents being murdered
Is a fart just a fart or is there more to it?
Putin - bringing new meaning to “silent but deadly”.
Are Aliens Visiting Earth?
Beggars with Signs
I knew it!
“Brother, Can You Spare Some Internal Organs” is a dead giveaway.
What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?
Are you loyal to a particular brand of automobile?
Those “Buick Drives Matter” people have got to be stopped.
Feral pigs
How the Police See Themselves
I’m a Genie. You Get Five Wishes. List them!
Unexpected Goodness
Feral pigs
Okay! Three more.
What is the most annoying popular song of all-time?
What ate our basil plant?
The repetitive chorus is especially annoying,
"What, what, what, oh, what ate our basil plant?
Our basil plant, our basil plant, our basil plant in our beautiful gar-dennn!" 
Not much of a melody, either.
Does corpus delicti apply to probable cause?
Sceloporus undulatus consobrinus or Sceleporus consobrinus (Fence Lizard or Prairie Lizard)?|
Corpus delicti only applies to Sceloprus undulatus consobrinus.
I’m a Genie. You Get Five Wishes. List them!
Feral pigs
Flu shot and Gout
Okay…what are your last two?
Tornado Warnings - How Do You Prepare?
Moving my cat 500 miles
Well, that seems… excessive.
What is this switch for?
Moving my cat 500 miles
But in a random direction, and until you find it it’s spread out evenly in a circle 500 miles around you.
What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?
Do you ever feel sad when leaving a town or city you are visiting?
No, actually, sometimes I feel downright relieved.
Can white people call other white people crackers?
Why isn’t the US doing anything for the Uighur muslims?
I’d rather be called a cracker than a Uighur.
The ethics of tear gas for crowd control
Do you talk during dinner?
At family Thanksgiving gatherings, everyone falls silent when I haul out the big canister.
What is better than sex?
Feral pigs
Well, pork is delicious…
What is better than Sex?
HOAs–yea or nay?
That depends, the HOAs in Esher can get pretty raunchy.
Things you expected nothing of, but turned out to be great
Star Trek Lower Decks
I thought it was just storage space, but you wouldn’t believe what goes on down there!
What is better than Sex?
What the Roman Catholic Church Has to Say About Homosexuality
“Prayer, my son! Prayer, self-denial, and guilt! Those are, uh, way better than sex!”
Why do you prefer a stick-shift over an automatic transmission?
What is your spirit animal?
Definitely a Miata.
What is better than Sex?
Where’s your TP?
'cause you’re gonna need it.
I’m probably going to Hell for this one, but it’s irresistible:
What is better than Sex?
What the Roman Catholic Church Has to Say About Homosexuality