What is better than Sex?
I got doggie pictures. Lots and lots of them.
Why do you prefer a stick shift over an automatic transmission?
What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?
“Stick! Stick! Stick!”
Dang, things could get ugly fast.
What is better than sex?
I will never try to sell anything on Craigslist again
Especially sex.
Feral pigs
What is better than Sex
30-50 times better?
I have a stye on my eye the size of an ardvark. Tell me your home remidies PLEESE!
Men, is Sitting on Your Own Nuts a Thing?
With stunning insights like these on your OkCupid profile, it’s a mystery why you’re not getting any dates. 
Being armed - or even learning self-defense - increases the chance you’ll be harmed
What would you do if an angry mob demands you raise your fist in support?
Well…
How will Michael Richard Pence be remembered?
Men, is Sitting on Your Own Nuts a Thing?
Pretty much in that general category.
Ohio mayer wants a Starbucks because
I’m getting drunk today
And the mayer doesn’t know that coffee getting you sober is an urban legend.
Tornado Warnings - How Do You Prepare?
Driver who was doing 187 mph charged with drug smuggling
“Didn’t you see that tornado that was pushing my car, officer?”
I got a jury duty summons today
Does anyone shower before using a public pool?
If not, they should at least shower before entering the jury pool amirite?
What are mules and donkeys good for?
Gravity and time dilation
Only if you have a huge-ass ass. XKCD 37 THAT!
Ohio mayer wants a Starbucks because
We’re expecting a baby|
I guess all politics IS local.
Weirdest names you’ve ever heard
Meet Bob
Meat Bob would be even weirder.
Cars that you used to see everywhere, but now have disappeared from the roads, part II
Have you experienced the Mandela Effect?
I swear I used to see the Ford Phlebotomist on the roads all the time but even Wikipedia is in on the conspiracy to suppress their existence!
What is better than Sex?
The Portmanteau Era
It was so good, no one had sex for years.
It lead to a mini “anti-Baby Boom”
Being armed - or even learning self-defense - increases the chance you’ll be harmed
How are you dealing w/ pre-election stress?
Karate for when the BLMers yell at me outside cafes, a loaded .45 for the polls and I’m all set.
Yet Another Brexit Question
How does a blind person know when they’re done wiping?
Christopher Nolan’s Tenet
I’m getting drunk today
Wow, that’s my tenet too!
Dealing with the death of an abusive parent.
Feral pigs
Y’know, Bob’s Sav-U-Mor Cremation Hut is running a special this week.
You wake up tomorrow to any amazing and true headline you want, what is it?
Kim Jong-Un in a coma?
What Are Placebos Made Of?
Anti Forest Fire Lightening Rods
How does that actually work?