Lack of low-wage workers… where have they gone?
Should you ever even go to an interrogation room with the police? Like, even with your lawyer?
They all went into an interrogation room and never came back.
Why would trick-or-treaters knock rather than ring?
A question about vampires
The onus is on you for inviting them in. 
A question about vampires
Without saying your age, what’s something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn’t understand?
Transylvania 6-5000 doesn’t mean anything to the younger generation of vampires.
Meet Bob
Men’s Underwear…with no fly
Something’s bobbing, all right.
My first colonoscopy is coming up… woo… what to expect?
Ever been to to high school reunion?
Whatever sort of school was that?
A horse question
Can you really end up on the sex offender registry for public urination?
“Officer, what’s going on in that corral is shocking! Do something!!!”
Without saying your age, what’s something from your childhood that a younger person wouldn’t understand?
Strange Plumbing Issue
No, that’s something from your present that they wouldn’t understand.
Strange Plumbing Issue
Is eating Jello equivalent to drinking all the water used to make it?
What goes in must go out out.
Tell us an interesting random fact you stumbled across
Biden’s Two Trillion Dollar Infrastructure (American Jobs) Plan
I thought I heard something about that. Where can I find out more?
Columbus Day v Indigenous People’s Day v Leif Erikson Day
What can we learn about immigration?
Biblically speaking, G*d apparently got mad at America’s sins and struck us with a plague. What was our sin?
Bad, bad, bad Beck was a bad, bad, bad Doper in her early days
Think of it as the Ultimate Pitting.
A question about vampires
If you don’t vote, why not?
The polls close before it gets dark, duh. And the mail-in ballots smell like garlic.
[transylvanian accent]
But I’m NOT dead! I’m UNDEAD!
What? Of COURSE I came into this country legally!
[/transylvanian accent]
WTF was Popeye always singing?
Beans, Beans, Beans!
"I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!
(Toot! Toot!)
A vampire can’t enter your country unless you invite him in.
So who invited Dracula into Great Britain?
It’s a standing invitation.
Suspicious vehicle in front of my house … what would you do?
Please post your personal ghost stories here
“So I rapped on the window of the car at about 2 in the morning, and all of a sudden there was this flash and “Bang!” from inside the car, and, well, I’ve just been sorta floating around here above the sidewalk ever since.”
Is the daytime sun yellow?
Is Eggnog Kosher?
Eggnog is fine. But now I realize why there are so many Jewish vampires. 
Wondering if I can paint this?
Electrical wiring in U.S. government buildings overseas?
Probably not. And it seems like an awful lot of trouble anyway.