Alec Baldwin [accidentally] Kills Crew Member with Prop Gun
Help! I accidentally boiled a roast!
With a prop saucepan?
Family secrets
Wait… ______ is still alive?
Damn! They told me they buried _____ years ago.
What are your thoughts on the current border crisis in Poland?
Anyone knowledgeable about light bulbs?
They can’t keep the borders closed when so many ladders need turning…
Mundane things that give you satisfaction
Keeping spam callers on the phone
It’s a little hobby of mine. Current record is an hour and 22 minutes.
What’s For Dinner Tonight: Episode 2021 – A New Hope
Help! I accidentally boiled a roast!
Looking at renting a car in France for April
Not quite a unicorn farting rainbows…but close!
French cars aren’t that different from what you’re used to.
Dishpan Diarrhea – anyone else suffer from it?
Not quite a unicorn farting rainbows…but close!
What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?
Help! I accidentally boiled a roast!
Biden’s Two Trillion Dollar Infrastructure (American Jobs) Plan
Not quite a unicorn farting rainbows…but close!
Is that Good? or Bad?
If Subway’s Tuna Ain’t Tuna, Then What Is It?
Homemade sauerkraut
After climate change
Do you sleep under a bedspread?
Buck naked on top of the covers, most likely. 
A response to Richard Dawkins’ argument against the existence of God.
Space Force!
That’ll shut him up.
Today in nature I saw
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It was a squirrel doing observational standup under an oak tree. He’d attracted about 16 other squirrels, six raccoons, and two rabbits. It was a great audience, except for the rabbits. They didn’t get the jokes. Rabbits never do. Humourless bastards.
Vials labeled “smallpox” and “vaccinia” found in a freezer in a lab near Philadelphia
How would cryptographers break this type of code?
It’s obviously a cipher for “5G government tracking devices” and “New World Qrder sterilization shots”.
A couple of questions for World War II historians
Why add Fentanyl to cocaine?
You know what lottery numbers will be drawn. How should you play?
Historians won’t help. Try asking Dr. Fauci.
Things that you OCD about
I love Death Valley. I list my fave spots there. What are yours?
Zabriskie Point or Badwater Basin? Zabriskie Point or Badwater Basin? Zabriskie Point or Badwater Basin? God, I can’t decide.
When is it OK to Steech an Amazon Package?
Annoying “new speak” that you’ve managed to adopt into your vocabulary…
Please Post Your Personal Ghost Stories Here
Do you sleep under a bedspread?
On bad nights, under two bedspreads. 
I was just approved for a Pennsylvania medical cannabis card
How’s Philadelphia/Camden at the moment in terms of crime? Planning a trip there soon
The Rittenhouse trial
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