Bring the pie…but no promises about the goat. He has an agenda all his own.
Chopper sic balls.
You know, I don’t think you should get a hazin’.
Only because you asked for it. Your hazing is going to be the lack of a hazing…
sics the disgruntled badgers after him/her
No, we’ll just fire the giant kraken at you with the goat trebuchet.
Is this why the board is so slow? Because we’re spending money that should go to system maintenance and hamster feed on [DEL]mutilating[/DEL]inducting n00bs who haven’t even ponied up yet? Not to mention the cleanup costs!
Why, in my day we grumble grumble grumble — and we liked it!
:eek:
You had days? All we had were minutes, and we had to gouge them out of stopped clocks. [sub]Kids these days…[/sub]
Nuh Uh. Ketchup! Yeah, I’m five.
:: looks around at thread ::
Excellent. My work is done here.
:: returns to New Evil Overlord Control Room Of Evil ::
:: activates SEP field ::
Wait 'til Hal discovers what I installed in the old Evil Overlord Control Room of Evil!
(Welcome, kralik and Frozen Fish Sticks!)
Ketchup? On Fish Sticks?
Barbarian.
Frozen Fish Sticks, don’t be fooled by their playfulness and jokes! Things aren’t as they seem! They’re just going to brainwash you and turn you into yet another zombie minion. Get out while you still can! It’s too late for me! Run! Ruuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!
Unhand me, vile Doperminion! Noooooo!! You’ll never take me ali-
gets cracked over head with frozen trout
dragged away
returns, hours later, lobotomy scar on forehead
drools
smiles eerily
Me loves Straight Dope. I can has cheezburger?
Nor do I.
You should get 14 k of g in an f p d.
There really isn’t any hazing. However, I suggest that newbs refrain from starting new threads in the PIT unless they really like verbal abuse.
You’re really got it in for the squiddies, don’t you? Why would you wish that on anyone?
Blame my mother. That always works.
welcome
…uh…I don’t say much.
:Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank: :Clank:
Awww, man, it came back empty. 
We gotta get rid of it somehow.
I suppose we could call back the squcks, altho the squid would fight like hell to keep their niche in the ecosystem.
BAND NAME!
Thanks for the warm (cold?!) welcomes… I think. Maybe it wasn’t the wisest decision to draw attention to myself, but I get the feeling that once I start fitting in, you are a fun bunch of people!
Gangster Octopus, it is funny you should mention the Simpsons because I was trying to do a Dr. Nick in my original post.
Also, ponder this:
Why does everyone assume my screen name is Frozen “Fish Sticks” and not “Frozen Fish” Sticks?
Band name, Doper name, we’ll find a use for it eventually…