That’s the best Aldeberan post EVER!!!
ABSOLUTELY. We may have witnessed a turning point in his posting style. Keep it up, man.
I think a quote from Tony Montana is relevant here
You can always try this one with the ladies
That’s sure to work!
That’s what I had in mind, but perhaps the good Chairman was trying to intimidate me with emoticons?
:eek:
Well, see, now, that’s where the poor guy is making his first mistake. He should be looking for wimmin. It’s wimmin that go for a guy like him.
Sounds like a combination of martyrdom and masturbation. Yikes.
Aha. That’s one of them language jokes, innit?
Et tu Brutus?
Tey do? I didn’t know tat.
My boyfriend has a cousin (cuzzin?) who is having trouble finding hisself a good wimmin. Another family member bought him a “wimmin gitter” to aid his efforts.
Once I found a sweet cockausian girl but she burn my dog.
Have you tried Tug Ahoy?
You have to use Sellotape when banging chicks anyways.
Dirty Scientist not understand Time Cube
So obviously, when I am horny I need to go to Europe. If a dumbass like nonpolar can get laid there, I should be beating the women off with a baseball bat.
Either that, or he’s full of shit.
I’m leaning toward the latter.
Although I feel very badly for suggesting this…
(think of all the poor european women who will be affected)
Go back to Europe!!! :wally
Martustubation is NEVER orbing!
[Hint #33: Change hands. We wouldn’t want you to get carpal tunnel in addition to all the rest. I know it worked for me. A bit awkward at first, but you quickly get the hang of it]
Noooooooo!!!
Packs suitcase and runs screaming to the airport
That’s an excellent idea. I highly recommend it. With practice, I was able to learn how to switch hands and gain a stroke.
An alternate technique is to simply lie on your arm until your hand falls asleep. That way it feels like someone else is doing it.
But what a way to go.
HEY now!!! That was poor typing skills. I got it right the first time