Aldebaran had it, but didn’t put enough emphasis on it: it’s the car. You can’t bang a chick without a car. Walking won’t do. No wheels, no whoopee.
He sounds like the type who’d really like a bitchin’ Camaro.
Um, I meant nonpolar, not Aldebaran. Aldi might like a bitchin’ Camaro too for all I know, but he doesn’t strike me as the type.
In the United States, all women are polar. That is why they are not attracted to you.
[Lil Jon]Hhwhat-at?[/Lil Jon]
nonpolar, you’re the greatest new thing to happen to these boards in quite a while. Never mind that this thread made me stifle a laugh at work for the first time in four years, but you made Aldebaran loosen up and make a couple of pretty damn good jokes.
I’m willing to buy you a one-year membership if you can keep this up without getting banned. Email me.
(Oh, and stop looking for chiks on the freeway. That’s why they’re all in cars.)
If only he can refrain from posting while stoned.
Who is pulling my leg?hmm?What my suppose to do?Maybe good idea is to change my life 180*like George Constanza in “Seinfeld” and then women will be attracted to me like bees to the honey?
Dumpling, you ain’t even gonna draw 'em like flies to shit.
loverock! Welcome back!
I’m pretty sure the OP meant to type Martusintubating, which is a severe human rights violation. 
Am I the only one who read the thread title and thought of Blazing Sadldles?
Er, I don’t think even European women like to be beaten off with a baseball bat. Too big, too hard! Try some of the toys at the sex shops instead.
He left out the terminal at (not to mention the qualifier white)!
I think we finally found a match for Kay Kay.
Better than Teletubating, where I suspect the OP is a minor…
Nonpolar, maybe the women aren’t interested in statutory rape with a neo-stud like you?
Either in my bed or trying to get back into it.
What?
No, and it’s been making me giggle every time I see this thread title. Never mind the hilarious contents of the thread.
No, no, no. It’s closer to SNL’s Czech Brothers. “We are two wild and crazy guys.”
Well, I only hope that they don’t decide to make a movie!
Who is Kay Kay? I don’t think I’ve had the (dis)pleasure.