Voter fraud
Stupid Republican idea of the day
** Best way to trim nose hairs?
“Head blown off by shotgun” – Literal? **
How not to do it.
** I Can’t Get Earbuds to Stay in my Ears
What color is my cat?
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I hate these Logic Puzzles!
And I don’r care how old Ann is, either!
Chemo update - brought to you by insomnia
I’m back at work for the first time since I got sick …
Apparently Schroedinger’s cat IS both dead and alive …
Either there’s some freaky medical research going on here, or someone’s got a really bad insurance plan…
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Spoilers!
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** Having a big debate over a money issue with my girlfriend. Would really appreciate some help!
Bring back the battleships**
“In other news, Macy’s was leveled by a broadside from the U.S.S. Iowa, because Matt’s girlfriend couldn’t resist a sale on cotton casuals.”
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Food Stamp Diet
Persistent pain in lower right abdomen
Maybe time to rethink that diet?
Yeah, food stamps can be really hard to digest.
On the plus side, lots of fiber.
What’s your funny fart story?
My new dating strategy (which also won’t work)
What to do in Wisconsin?
Create your own religion.
I call it the Beerian Church of Holy Hops.
Buy me a beer and you’re in.
Phrases that don’t really make sense
Need English translation for "technischer Vertriebsleiter"
** If you like cilantro, how would you describe it?
Watermelon**
No accounting for taste.
** One Theory On What Is Killing the Bees?
Should police officers carry guns?**
Oh no, the ricochet just took out another hive!
Things you’re wrong about but will stick to anyway
My new dating strategy (which also won’t work)
** When did police begin carrying guns?
Running naked through the streets shouting, “Eureka!” So?**
“Stop or I’ll shoot” proved to be a better deterrent than “Eureka!”
**Phrases that don’t really make sense
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Food Stamp Diet **
The birds are after me with their shit bombs and think my car is Tippi Hedren!
Oh, boy !! The scorpions and wasps are back !!
Get out of there before the cats and dogs join in!
Entertaining News Headline of the Day
Have you ever been the beneficiary of a trust?
Apparently it’s all quiet on the Kardashian front.
In The Simplest terms, What is “Pleasure”?
Canned bear meat
Sunday in the Graveyard with Eve
Move over, Kate Upton!