Need to get water out of the toilet?
NASA scientist predicts we’ll find “definitive evidence” of life outside our planet.
Yuck! Goddamnit, we’ve got to fix this &#@! transporter!!!
Grocery stores are changing and its making shopping much more difficult for disabled and elderly.
100 year old man kills 88 year old wife with ax, then commits suicide
Damn you grocery stores! Now look what you’ve done! :mad:
Oh, come on. No one is forcing you to use the murder/suicide checkout lane.
Were Tyrannosaurus Rex’s forearms useless?
Can someone help me math? (Density and converting weight to volume.)
T. Rex’s little arms can’t use a calculator! Ha ha!!!
New Posts:
So apparently I’ll be the Cinematographer
I think I want to buy a camera
That would be helpful.
Need to get water out of the toilet?
New Motorcycle
Don’t ask. 
Juggling: Need help with consistent tosses
What’s your funny fart story?
So there I was juggling flaming chain saws. Then I let a huge one rip. Well, once the fire started traveling down the path of gas… Well, let’s just say that everybody was laughing except for me.
**What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
New Motorcycle
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Still not a car. Keep trying, though.
**First dates and first impressions…
Guys do you like make up on girls?
Do restaurants try to “hide” ugly or unattractive customers?
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** Shirley MacLaine explains the Holocaust
Go in, stow your stuff, and sit the fuck down!**
OK, so the Nazis were a little rude at camp check-in, but I still don’t see what the fuss is about.
** Courtship in Islamic Societies
How illegal is sex in a car?**
It’s fine as long as she’s not in the driver’s seat.
Accountants or bookkeepers? Help me understand this.
Twins on the way.
Accountants mate?
Accountants or bookkeepers? Help me understand this.
Twins on the way.
Accountants mate?
Whooping Cough Vaccine
Cheap products that really surprised you with their poor quality.
Never trust a discount vaccine.
**Do restaurants try to “hide” ugly or unattractive customers?
Should I tell this to someone in my family?
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“Mom, I think you’re beautiful, but don’t be offended when the waiter sticks us behind the potted palm…”
We’re getting married
Have you ever heard someone pronounce “flaccid” as “flaksid”?
Honey, it happens to everybody!
Re Kansas what happens welfare benefits are slashed, do poor people leave the state or what?
Voter fraud
See, they game the system to get their benefits back. So it all works out.
**What would stop a tank?
Were Tyrannosaurus Rex’s forearms useless? **
Not if they were using them to pilot an F-14.
**The Most Maudlin Song Award goes to…
The Voice Season 8
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** Best way to trim nose hairs?
Who is crushing on you?**
Ladies, ladies…back off and give me a chance to finish both nostrils.