Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

I hate dating resaon no. 900
The perverse motivation of back-in parkers?

Hey, back-in parking isn’t perverted, you should try it some time!

**The Return of the Brontosaurus!
I’m scared. **

Oh, that’s nothing. Just wait until the Raptors start hatching.

The Return of the Brontosaurus!
C-130 Hercules cargo plane turns 60

I’ve seen bigger.

** Why is netflix so eager to de-emphasize the DVD business?
Accountants or bookkeepers? Help me understand this.
**
Probably both.

Separated by one:

**Honk~honkhonk!!

What’s your funny fart story?
**

** How would you react to this April Fools joke?
South Carolina police officer charged with murder.**

**I’m scared.

Twins on the way
**

…as well you should be.

Distinction between civil and criminal law
If traffic court fines me, can I go to jail instead?

** There is one good thing about the pedo paranoia in the USA
The Return of the Brontosaurus!**

On the other hand, a German Shepherd isn’t as hard on the shrubbery.

**The Return of the Brontosaurus!
Grocery stores are changing and its making shopping much more difficult for disabled and elderly. **

Oh, it’s only getting worse. I ran into a T-Rex in the produce aisle yesterday. Massive inconvenience.

** Why did anyone “believe” in the stories about Jesus from the start?
is “he went for my gun” a standard police response?**

The video clearly shows Jesus went for the centurion’s gun. He was asking for it. :mad:

**What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
A Flying Bicycle. **

It’s not exactly a car, but it’s definitely interesting.

**So, is Brontosaurus really back?
How did they know I am a male heterosexual? **

Maybe when you start humping their legs?

This one’s almost too good:
** Does anyone REALLY believe in two wrongs not making a right?

Capitalist ethics?
**

**How do you make getting lost fun?
So that happened. (another tale of female in the men’s locker room) **

**Grocery stores are changing and its making shopping much more difficult for disabled and elderly.
Oh, boy !! The scorpions and wasps are back !! **

Ethics of Bank Robbery During Economic Depression
In Pursuit of Utopia

  1. Get the money.
  2. Profit.
  3. Utopia.

Sounds good to me.

Favourite Cold War era military aircraft? And why?
Oh, boy !! The scorpions and wasps are back !!

We used them to defeat the commies, and now we’ll use them to defeat ISIS!

**What happens to adult children who never move out?
100 year old man kills 88 year old wife with ax, then commits suicide
**
Because their 70 year old son would not move out of their house?

Daughter sneaking alcohol. Response?
is “he went for my gun” a standard police response?

Uh, maybe you should try grounding her first.