**When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?
How do you deal with liars? **
Hey! We’re not *all *posting from our parents’ basements, you know.
Lover boy tortoise falls down on the job.
Do queen bees give drone bees blow jobs?
Next up on the Animal Sex Channel: “Strip Clubs for Giraffes” and the “Dung Beetle XXX Revue”.
What would happen if drugs, prostitution and gambling were legalized?
Is World Peace possible?
Sounds like an experiment worth trying!
** RO: So many better ways to kill yourself…
Idiots With Guns
Greyhound. Need I say more?
**
Agreement for framework for Iran nuclear deal reached
Bring back the battleships
That’s an extremely pessimistic view.
Honk~honkhonk!!
Fiat started for the first time in a Century
What is Capitalism?
The Secret Life of Machines
Rationale/origin of two crew members in cockpit rule
Would you feel the impact if you fell to earth or got hit by a train?
Rule #2: if the other pilot starts asking questions like this, do not leave for a bathroom break.
I hired a herd of Millennials
Honk~honkhonk!!
No good, that just spooks them. Better get a border collie.
When guy mentions his girlfriend or wife in the conversation …?
I don’t think Hillary can win.
Creator of the Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
Staged a walk out of a Funeral
What did he ever do to you?
Staged a walk out of a Funeral
What’s your funny fart story?
“It was so bad, Uncle Jim reached up and closed his own coffin.”
** Mac folks, some help please.
How bad for you is a plain McDonald’s burger?
**
…and you Burger King and Wendy’s folks, just shut up!
**Sad news from my daughter in school
“I’m really a girl” (April 1st prank PM)
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**Describe a movie you saw and liked as a kid but can’t remember its title
Red Dragon vs. Manhunter
**
I had a Sick and Twisted childhood.
** How did they know I am a male heterosexual?
“I’m really a girl”
**
On the subject of when the pizza guys don’t deliver
Staged a walk out of a Funeral
“Well, Papa Johns never made me walk outside to get it!”
Rand Paul presidential campaign discussion thread
I don’t think Hillary can win.
And you think that Rand Paul can?
What’s your funny fart story?
The Return of the Brontosaurus!
Well, at least it was a vegetarian fart.
** The Return of the Brontosaurus!
So, is Brontosaurus really back? **
O ye of little faith!
“Thunder-lizard” indeed!