Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

When bad things happen to bad people. Your thoughts.
"Thanks, Obama!"

**How can i convince my girlfriend to take part in this fetish?
Area Mom Feels Free to Hang Out in the Men’s Locker Room **

I’m sure this will end well for y’all.

Oldest living human pt2
Fear of Death

Stay afraid and you’ll never die.

**com.google - A mirror image Google

The worst name in recent history?
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** The worst name in recent history?
Pesach Car Wash? Is this a thing?**

He’s a member of a renegade Amish sect, led by Jacob Ipad and Isaac Strip Club.

** Why does the “pee dance” help you hold it?
I can make my stomach “growl” voluntarily. Normal?**

Not quite normal - but you’ve got the makings of a great carnival sideshow act.

Are there really nice fake wedding/engagement rings out there?
Things it’s better to do right the first time

A four thousand dollar trip to Europe for a fourteen year old?
Greyhound. Need I say more?

Longest. Bus ride. Ever.

Do any of your favorite bands have 100% good output?
OK, how 'bout the GoGos?

All killer no filler.

** Tell me about being a lawyer - the day-to-day stuf
Poll: Do you use a shower/bath pouf?**

And which specialties exfoliate the most?

** Things you thought were April Fools jokes that weren’t

The Falklands War started 33 years ago today
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Argentina’s practical joke on the UK goes terribly, terribly wrong.

**April Annoyances (mini-rants)

It’s fucking SNOWING. AGAIN.
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** What exactly did the Indiana GOP think was going to happen when they passed this anti-gay law?
What Should I Do In San Francisco?**

Yeah, that may have been what they were thinking.

I don’t think Hillary can win.
Stupid Republican idea of the day

That’s how you get caught out

**If you created a sock on SDMB, what would it do?

Poll: Do you use a shower/bath pouf?

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No, I use a Sock. Until it gets banned.

** Toronto’s alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office?

“I’m really a girl”
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Girls can get away with so much…

The inventor of the Pet Rock has died
Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed

Monkey Brains
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen…

You’ll need stronger stuff to kill off the Zombie Monkeys.

** Need euphemisms for “kick some ass!”
I hired a herd of Millennials**

Some people are really lousy at street slang.

Experiences with dental tooth implants
i have a metal nail enterd now in my foot

I think you’re doing it wrong.

** Discouraging squirrels from bird food
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen… **

Speak to me in succinct song lyrics
"I’m an atheist"

That’s Rush, right?

What cold food is dangerous when reheated?
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen…

The casserole is still moving! Hit it again!!!