When bad things happen to bad people. Your thoughts.
"Thanks, Obama!"
**How can i convince my girlfriend to take part in this fetish?
Area Mom Feels Free to Hang Out in the Men’s Locker Room **
I’m sure this will end well for y’all.
Oldest living human pt2
Fear of Death
Stay afraid and you’ll never die.
**com.google - A mirror image Google
The worst name in recent history?
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** The worst name in recent history?
Pesach Car Wash? Is this a thing?**
He’s a member of a renegade Amish sect, led by Jacob Ipad and Isaac Strip Club.
** Why does the “pee dance” help you hold it?
I can make my stomach “growl” voluntarily. Normal?**
Not quite normal - but you’ve got the makings of a great carnival sideshow act.
Are there really nice fake wedding/engagement rings out there?
Things it’s better to do right the first time
A four thousand dollar trip to Europe for a fourteen year old?
Greyhound. Need I say more?
Longest. Bus ride. Ever.
Do any of your favorite bands have 100% good output?
OK, how 'bout the GoGos?
All killer no filler.
** Tell me about being a lawyer - the day-to-day stuf
Poll: Do you use a shower/bath pouf?**
And which specialties exfoliate the most?
** Things you thought were April Fools jokes that weren’t
The Falklands War started 33 years ago today
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Argentina’s practical joke on the UK goes terribly, terribly wrong.
**April Annoyances (mini-rants)
It’s fucking SNOWING. AGAIN.
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** What exactly did the Indiana GOP think was going to happen when they passed this anti-gay law?
What Should I Do In San Francisco?**
Yeah, that may have been what they were thinking.
I don’t think Hillary can win.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
That’s how you get caught out
**If you created a sock on SDMB, what would it do?
Poll: Do you use a shower/bath pouf?
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No, I use a Sock. Until it gets banned.
** Toronto’s alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office?
“I’m really a girl”
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Girls can get away with so much…
The inventor of the Pet Rock has died
Gadgets You SO Wanted, That Later Disappointed
Monkey Brains
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen…
You’ll need stronger stuff to kill off the Zombie Monkeys.
** Need euphemisms for “kick some ass!”
I hired a herd of Millennials**
Some people are really lousy at street slang.
Experiences with dental tooth implants
i have a metal nail enterd now in my foot
I think you’re doing it wrong.
** Discouraging squirrels from bird food
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen… **
Speak to me in succinct song lyrics
"I’m an atheist"
That’s Rush, right?
What cold food is dangerous when reheated?
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen…
The casserole is still moving! Hit it again!!!