I’ll get there two hours and 12 minutes before you. 
Germanwings flight crash - deliberate?
The plane Dan Rowan was shot down in
I can’t think of a funny remark to go with that, but they go together.
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A Modest Proposal: Absenteeism In The Public Schools
Is it ever OK to hate a child?
Instead of hiring more teachers to make class sizes smaller, we could start eating some of the rotten miserable children instead.
**Top Gear - Who should replace Clarkson?
OK, how 'bout the GoGos?
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That’d be interesting…
** If you ran hell, what punishments would you set for the infamous dead?
Dating your sister in law’s sister**
One thing George Lucas doesn’t get enough credit for (actually 2)
Absolute Truth and God
Developing allergies in later life? Argghh, chocolate!!!
This shit must stop
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Are humanoid intelligent extraterrestrials becoming more likely?
** Poll: You’re home in very comfy clothes. Do you change before going to the stores?
What is the best response if you see a pet out on the neighborhood street?**
Hide. You don’t want Muffy to see you in yoga pants. :eek:
** You find your bank balance is $100 million…
Ohioans, you have one up-front legislator!**
Yeah, and we also get a free calendar at Xmas!
** Let Star Wars and Star Trek Die
OK, how 'bout the GoGos?
**
We should just let them die, too.
One thing George Lucas doesn’t get enough credit for (actually 2)
Harrison Ford injured in plane crash.
What’s the other thing?
In your humble opinion, am I making too much of this?..
Reagan was a douchebag and Congress is filled with pussies.
Yeah, that may be a bit over the top
**A four thousand dollar trip to Europe for a fourteen year old?
Greyhound. Need I say more? **
Yeah, you can save a lot of money by going Greyhound for your European vacation!
SCUBA equipment not included.
** How do ballerinas deal with big breasts?
When bad things happen to bad people. Your thoughts.**
Mainly, I’m thinking of going to see Swan Lake.
**Traveling to Manhattan, need suggestions…
“Don’t date or marry a man in hopes that you’ll change him”
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That, and Don’t Take a Picture of Yourself with Elmo in Times Square – he’ll charge you for it.
Favorite modern car?
I got a UTE!
**Ohioans, you have one up-front legislator!
Mississippi: Let Jesus take the wheel. **
Finally, a solution to those pesky southern legislators.
** Let Star Wars and Star Trek Die
Simple solution to Zombie Apocalypse(s)?
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** Let Star Wars and Star Trek Die
Trekkies: What the Hell is wrong with the Enterprise? **
(pssssst - see above)
**Area Mom Feels Free to Hang Out in the Men’s Locker Room
Too old to be smitten!
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Well, I guess it’s OK, then!