** getting an IUD (ParaGuard) placed, anxious
Donuts – in – space!!!**
If that’s the company motto, then yeah, you’re right to be anxious.
**"I’m so rich that I…
Stage Collapse during HS performance
**
“Eh, it was expensive to buy the cocktail that made it seem like I was unconscious, but you should have seen the look on the principal’s face!”
**One Theory On What Is Killing the Bees?
Australian English **
There’s a fair dinkum chance that it’s Colonial Collapse Disorder, by crikey!
**"I’m so rich that I…
I hit my weight loss goal today! **
I have people to exercise for me.
Dear Og. 
** BBC say weight loss is diet not exercise
I hit my weight loss goal today!
**
**Sell me on live “concert” DJs
Geniuses Who Are Currently Active **
yup, that should do it
**The bTruth About NASA’s Moon Exploration!!!
Donuts – in – space!!! **
Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do
Is it weird being mainly a lurker?
Little things that bug you
Chinese Government cracking down on Strippers at Funerals
Oh, come on! Government do-gooders trying to legislate morality! They’re taking the ‘fun’ out of ‘funerals’. If there are no strippers, I’m not going. Even if I’m the guest of honour! :mad:
**I Bought An Oyster Cut of Lamb Shoulder - What Next?
You have to pick 10 and only 10 Bob Dylan songs to listen to for the rest of your life **
Weirdest recipe ever.
Why no one cares about global warming.
Big Bounce Theory
The universe is going to collapse in on itself anyway, so who in the grand scheme of things, who cares how hot the Earth gets?
Right now, right here, we have this tasty GQ/MPSIMS combo in new posts (usual blah blah about how I usually consider new post cheating, but blah blah):
**What is the universe made of?
Donuts – in – space!!! **
Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do
Spelling Albuquerque
A-L-B… Um… Oh, screw it, this is stupid.
** Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman
Christian Bale’s teeth
Was Simon Cowell in on this trick? **
So if Bruce Jenner is using Christian Bale’s teeth, which part of Simon…never mind. I do not want to know.
**My Official Response To The Haters (re: Hillary)
Why isn’t Hillary clinton in jail? **
SEE! SEE THAT? She isn’t because she never breaks the law.
Spelling Albuquerque
"I’m so rich that I…
…don’t have to give a rat’s ass about how to spell “Albuequirky”.
**"I’m so rich that I…
I am disappoint (book sales) **
Sorry, JK, they can’t all be best sellers. Try writing another Harry Potter one.
**Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do
Dutch banker fired for working as a prostitute “on the side” **
** The Smiths “Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others” -
Pork Butt-inspire me.**
Nothing inspires some guys like a bigger pork butt girl.
**What is the universe made of?
Was it ever a crime to shout the word “celery”? **
Maybe not a crime, but it really annoyed my physics professor.
**your favorite hand-to-hand fight scenes
Survivorman…Bigfoot?!? **
My money is on Bigfoot, if he’s motivated. But then again, I kind of have to say that.